Movie: The Cheap Detective [1978] Movie: The Cheap Detective [1978]

Movie: The Cheap Detective [1978] Movie: The Cheap Detective [1978]

Marcel:
Gentlemen, may I present Miss Betty DeBoop from the Islands?



Colonel Schlissel:
Caribbean or Virgin?



Betty DeBoop:
Well, let's just say I came back a Caribbean.

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[Marlene slaps Lou]



Paul DuChard:
Anything wrong?



Lou Peckinpaugh:
Oh, no, no. No, it's, uh, my mistake here, uh. For a second here I thought that this young lady was a girl that I knew in France; I was wrong; the girl I know is dead.



Paul DuChard:
Oh, a natural error, monsieur. My wife has been mistaken for dead girls by many men.

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Lou Peckinpaugh:
You said on the phone last night, sir, that you thought that I could be of some service to you.



Jezebel Dezire:
Just how good *is* your service?



Lou Peckinpaugh:
I try to satisfy.



Jezebel Dezire:
Do you charge by the hour or by the satisfaction?

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Lou Peckinpaugh:
Now why did he call me last night?



Jezebel Dezire:
He thinks I'm cheating on him. He wants you to find out who the man is. Some of my jewelry is missing; Ezra thinks I gave it to my lover.



Lou Peckinpaugh:
Did you give it to him?



Jezebel Dezire:
Everything *but* my jewelry.

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Lieutenant DiMaggio:
What did you and Merkle argue about last Monday night?



Georgia Merkle:
It's all right. Tell them, darling.



Lou Peckinpaugh:
Don't call me darling in front of the police with a dead husband.

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