Movie: The Cat in the Hat [2003] Movie: The Cat in the Hat [2003]

Movie: The Cat in the Hat [2003] Movie: The Cat in the Hat [2003]

The Cat:
[closing the crate after Conrad opened it] Listen, Condax... you probably don't wanna do that.



Conrad:
Why not? It's just a crate.



The Cat:
This isn't just any old crate, it's the Transdimensional Transporterlator. It's kinda like a doorway which leads from this world to my world.



Conrad:
But it says "Made in the Philippines".



The Cat:
Yes, but not this Philippines.

More Movie: The Cat in the Hat [2003] Movie: The Cat in the Hat [2003] quotes [06/16/2016 01:06:42]
Lawrence Quinn:
Why am I sneezing?



The Cat:
[tapping on Quinn's shoulder] That'd be me. BOO!

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The Cat: You pay this woman to sit on babies? That's disgusting... I do it for nothing.More Movie: The Cat in the Hat [2003] Movie: The Cat in the Hat [2003] quotes [08/26/2005 12:08:00]
The Cat:
There is a third option!


[Vaudeville Keyboard music]



Sally:
There is?



The Cat:
Yes. It involves... MURDER!


[More vaudeville keyboard music]

More Movie: The Cat in the Hat [2003] Movie: The Cat in the Hat [2003] quotes [06/16/2016 01:06:42]
Lawrence Quinn: Why am I sneezing?
The Cat: [tipping on Quinn's shoulder] That'd be me. BOOH!More Movie: The Cat in the Hat [2003] Movie: The Cat in the Hat [2003] quotes [08/26/2005 12:08:00]

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