Movie: The Canadian Conspiracy [1985] Movie: The Canadian Conspiracy [1985]

Movie: The Canadian Conspiracy [1985] Movie: The Canadian Conspiracy [1985]

Eugene Levy:
What can I say? Leslie Nielsen is LYING!



Leslie Nielsen:
I did not call Eugene Levy, whoever he may be.



Eugene Levy:
He did.



Leslie Nielsen:
I didn't.



Eugene Levy:
He did.



Leslie Nielsen:
I didn't.



Eugene Levy:
DID!



Leslie Nielsen:
Didn't.



Eugene Levy:
DID!



Leslie Nielsen:
Didn't.



Eugene Levy:
DID!



Leslie Nielsen:
Didn't.


[pause]



Leslie Nielsen:
I never called him.



Eugene Levy:
Well, he's a big fat liar.

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Narrator:
What about 60 Minutes? Why haven't it's *hard hitting* news stories hit *hard* at the Canadian Conspiracy?



American Reporter:
[interrogation in "60 Minutes" style] What do you know about the Canadian Conspiracy?



Morley Safer:
Canadian Conspiracy. NO COMMENT!



American Reporter:
Mr. Safer. Mr. Safe... MISTER SAFER! We know you're friends with Lorne Greene! Bonanza!

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[Eugene Levy's interview has wrapped]



Eugene Levy:
I'm sorry, America.



Eugene Levy:
Hey, no hard feelings, eh?


[giggles]

More Movie: The Canadian Conspiracy [1985] Movie: The Canadian Conspiracy [1985] quotes [06/16/2016 01:06:42]
Narrator:
For three long days and nights, Eugene Levy testified against the Canadian Conspiracy. In exchange for this in-depth interview, Levy demanded police protection, full amnesty from prosecution and a five-picture deal with a major Hollywood studio.

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[Eugene Levy claims Leslie Nielsen called him and convinced him to stay in the US despite his homesickness for Canada]



Leslie Nielsen:
I called him and told HIM not to leave? I'll tell you something. If I had ever called him for any reason, I'd be calling him to tell him TO LEAVE! And that's the truth of it so you know I'm not lying.

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