Movie: The Canadian Conspiracy [1985] Movie: The Canadian Conspiracy [1985]

Movie: The Canadian Conspiracy [1985] Movie: The Canadian Conspiracy [1985]

Eugene Levy:
What can I say? Leslie Nielsen is LYING!



Leslie Nielsen:
I did not call Eugene Levy, whoever he may be.



Eugene Levy:
He did.



Leslie Nielsen:
I didn't.



Eugene Levy:
He did.



Leslie Nielsen:
I didn't.



Eugene Levy:
DID!



Leslie Nielsen:
Didn't.



Eugene Levy:
DID!



Leslie Nielsen:
Didn't.



Eugene Levy:
DID!



Leslie Nielsen:
Didn't.


[pause]



Leslie Nielsen:
I never called him.



Eugene Levy:
Well, he's a big fat liar.

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[after CBS cancelled The Smother's Brothers and Canadian comedian David Steinberg was blamed]



Narrator:
CBS Executives argued that comedy shows had no business poking fun at the Supreme Being. But Trudeau stated privately that he could take a joke as well as the next guy. For Pierre Elliot Trudeau however, the cancellation of The Smother's Brothers was *no laughing matter*.



Canadian Reporter:
Mister Prime Minister, how do you plan to get back at CBS?



Pierre Trudeau:
Just watch me.

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[on whose side she would take]



Anne Murray:
If America went to war with Canada? I'd have to go with Canada.

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[speaking out as a concerned citizen]



Steve Martin:
And what about Morley Safer? A Canadian. That's right! A *Canadian*! Why is a Canadian doing a job that an American can do just as well?

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John Candy:
Eugene Levy? I don't know anybody named Eugene Levy.



Leslie Nielsen:
Eugene Levy? No!



Anne Murray:
I don't know Eugene Levy at all.



Dave Thomas:
If Candy says he doesn't know him, that's good enough for me. I don't know him either. Sorry, pal.

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