Movie: The Cable Guy [1996] Movie: The Cable Guy [1996]

Movie: The Cable Guy [1996] Movie: The Cable Guy [1996]

Chip Douglas: You better buckle up. I've had a lot to drink... just kidding. That's my humor!More Movie: The Cable Guy [1996] Movie: The Cable Guy [1996] quotes [07/04/2007 12:07:00]
Chip Douglas: Dos thus have thou a mug of ale for me and me mate, for he hath been pitched in battle for a fortnight and has the king's thirst for the frosty brew dos thou might have for thus!More Movie: The Cable Guy [1996] Movie: The Cable Guy [1996] quotes [07/04/2007 12:07:00]
Chip Douglas: [on answering machine] Hey man. It's me again. I was just taking a whizz. Thought you might have called. Okay, later.More Movie: The Cable Guy [1996] Movie: The Cable Guy [1996] quotes [07/04/2007 12:07:00]
Chip Douglas: HI! Is there a problem with your service?
Steven Kovacs: Yeah, my cable is out.
Chip Douglas: [Presents a cut cord] Really? So you call me? Ha, funny how you call when you NEED something. Is that how you treat people?More Movie: The Cable Guy [1996] Movie: The Cable Guy [1996] quotes [07/04/2007 12:07:00]
Chip Douglas: [eating chicken at Medieval Times] Can I have your skin?
Steven Kovacs: Sure.
Chip Douglas: Check this out.
[places pieces of chicken skin over his face]
Chip Douglas: Silence of the lambs!
[imitates Hannibal Lecter]
Chip Douglas: Hello, Clarice. It's good to see you again.
[bursts out laughing]
Steven Kovacs: Oh lord.More Movie: The Cable Guy [1996] Movie: The Cable Guy [1996] quotes [07/04/2007 12:07:00]

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