Movie: The Cable Guy [1996] Movie: The Cable Guy [1996]

Movie: The Cable Guy [1996] Movie: The Cable Guy [1996]

[Chip is danging over a ledge above the giant cable dish]
Steven Kovacs: You'll be fine. I'll be your pal, just come on up!
Chip Douglas: No. It's too late for me, but there are alot of little cable boys and girls out there who STILL have a chance! Don't you understand, Steven? Somebody has to kill the babysitter.
[drops from ledge and freefalls towards dish]More Movie: The Cable Guy [1996] Movie: The Cable Guy [1996] quotes [07/04/2007 12:07:00]
Chip Douglas: [eating chicken at Medieval Times] Can I have your skin?
Steven Kovacs: Sure.
Chip Douglas: Check this out.
[places pieces of chicken skin over his face]
Chip Douglas: Silence of the lambs!
[imitates Hannibal Lecter]
Chip Douglas: Hello, Clarice. It's good to see you again.
[bursts out laughing]
Steven Kovacs: Oh lord.More Movie: The Cable Guy [1996] Movie: The Cable Guy [1996] quotes [07/04/2007 12:07:00]
Chip Douglas: You were never there for me were you mother? You expected Mike and Carol Brady to raise me! I'm the bastard son of Claire Huxtable! I am a Lost Cunningham! I learned the facts of life from watching The Facts of Life! Oh God!More Movie: The Cable Guy [1996] Movie: The Cable Guy [1996] quotes [07/04/2007 12:07:00]
The Cable Guy:
Pretty smooth work! I set 'em up, you knock 'em down.



Steven Kovacs:
What?



The Cable Guy:
Robin. I got her back for you. I juiced her up!



Steven Kovacs:
How do you know we're back together?



The Cable Guy:
Free cable is the ultimate aphrodisiac, Steven.



Steven Kovacs:
I don't want you messing with my life!



The Cable Guy:
I know! I felt bad about the other night. I wanted to make it up to you.


[pause]



The Cable Guy:
So what are you doing? Wanna catch a flick?



Steven Kovacs:
Look, I appreciate you helping me out with Robin. But you have to understand. I'm going to have to work *extra* hard to not screw this relationship up again. You're a very nice guy, but I just don't have any room in my life for a new friend. Okay?



The Cable Guy:
So, what are you trying to say?



Steven Kovacs:
I don't want to be your friend.

More Movie: The Cable Guy [1996] Movie: The Cable Guy [1996] quotes [06/16/2016 01:06:42]
Steven: You're right. That's incredibly insightful.
Chip Douglas: I know. It was Jerry Springer's final thought on Friday's show.More Movie: The Cable Guy [1996] Movie: The Cable Guy [1996] quotes [07/04/2007 12:07:00]

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