Movie: The Blair Thumb [2002] Movie: The Blair Thumb [2002]

Movie: The Blair Thumb [2002] Movie: The Blair Thumb [2002]

[Day after shark attack]



Stressy:
Maybe it wasn't a shark, maybe it was a deer



Vic:
A deer? I hate to break it to you but deers don't have dorsal fins or friggin' razor-sharp teeth

More Movie: The Blair Thumb [2002] Movie: The Blair Thumb [2002] quotes [06/16/2016 01:06:42]
Fisherman #1:
Oh. The Blair Thumb? Scary stuff.



Fisherman #2:
Tell her what you heard!



Fisherman #1:
Okay. There were these two twins. The Briarly Twins. I think they were twins.



Fisherman #2:
Twins that look alike!



Fisherman #1:
They went into the woods. They'd been there hundreds of times but this time they got lost! Couldn't find their way. Then they saw this woman. She was up in the air, flllloating.


[gasps]



Fisherman #1:
She took their heads and switched 'em. Like it was a sick game. And then she took their bodies, she switched 'em too. They came back lookin' like they's the same. But we all knew they'd been all switched up!



Fisherman #2:
Are you movie people? Do you know Ned Beatty? I do so love Ned Beatty.



Fisherman #1:
He's our favorite actor.



Fisherman #2:
Oh, he's good. He's good. He's good.

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Jish, Vic:
Mallow! Mallow! Mallow!

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Stressie:
I am so scared right now! This is all my fault. I'm so alone. I just want to apologize to Jish's mom. Jish is dismembered and everything. And to Vic's mom. Vic is really freaked out right now. I love you Mom and Dad... and Ricky Martin. I'm scared to close my eyes! I'm scared to open them! I'm scared to squint. I'm scared to cross them. Maybe I could cross them.


[crosses her eyes]

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Vic:
Hey, what was that?



Jish:
Just a twig man



Vic:
Hey, twigs don't snap themselves man

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