Movie: The Birdcage [1996] Movie: The Birdcage [1996]

Movie: The Birdcage [1996] Movie: The Birdcage [1996]

Albert:
[discussing abortion] Oh, I know what you're going to say. "If you kill the mother, the fetus dies too." But the fetus is going to be aborted anyway, so why not let it go down with the ship?

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Val:
My first day at Edison Park, you told me that if Miss Donovan asked what my father does for a living, I should say he's a businessman.



Armand:
Well, you were a baby, and Miss Donovan was a small-minded idiot. I didn't want you to get hurt.



Val:
I can still get hurt.

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Albert:
I pierced the toast!

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Armand:
My cemetery's in Key Biscayne. It's one of the prettiest in the world. The sky is blue, palm trees, rolling hills. The one is Los Copa's really shit.


[sigh]



Armand:
What a pain in the ass you are. And it's true: you're not young, you're not new, and you do make people laugh. And me? I'm still with you because you make me laugh. So you know what I got to do? I got to sell my plot in Key Biscayne so I can get one next to you in that shithole Los Copa, so I never miss a laugh.

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[first lines]


[singers are performing "We Are Family" on-stage]



Cyril:
[backstage, into a telephone] Agador! Where is Starina? She goes on in 5 minutes!

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