Movie: The Birdcage [1996] Movie: The Birdcage [1996]

Movie: The Birdcage [1996] Movie: The Birdcage [1996]

Val:
My first day at Edison Park, you told me that if Miss Donovan asked what my father does for a living, I should say he's a businessman.



Armand:
Well, you were a baby, and Miss Donovan was a small-minded idiot. I didn't want you to get hurt.



Val:
I can still get hurt.

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Armand:
Agador, you're gonna have to get yourself a uniform and dress like a butler.



Agador:
No! I'm gonna look like a fag!



Armand:
Maybe, but you'll look like a fag in a uniform.

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Armand:
What we really need is a woman. We can get away with Albert as an uncle if we had a woman as a mother. Ironic, isn't it? When you need a woman...

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Albert:
You're obviously not a cultural whatever-it-is. You've never been to a museum, and you eat like a pig.



Armand:
Albert, these people are right-wing conservatives. They don't care if you're a pig, they just care if you're a fag!

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Armand:
Don't worry about that. I'm very maternal. And Albert's practically a breast.

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