Movie: The Big Lebowski [1998] Movie: The Big Lebowski [1998]

Movie: The Big Lebowski [1998] Movie: The Big Lebowski [1998]

Walter Sobchak:
I'm saying, I see what you're getting at, Dude, he kept the money. My point is, here we are, it's shabbas, the sabbath, which I'm allowed to break only if it's a matter of life or death...



The Dude:
Will you come off it, Walter? You're not even fucking Jewish, man.



Walter Sobchak:
What the fuck are you talkin' about?



The Dude:
Man, you're fucking Polish Catholic...



Walter Sobchak:
What the fuck are you talking about? I converted when I married Cynthia! Come on, Dude!



The Dude:
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah...



Walter Sobchak:
And you know this!



The Dude:
Yeah, and five fucking years ago you were divorced.



Walter Sobchak:
So what are you saying? When you get divorced you turn in your library card? You get a new license? You stop being Jewish?



The Dude:
It's all a part of your sick Cynthia thing, man. Taking care of her fucking dog. Going to her fucking synagogue. You're living in the fucking past.



Walter Sobchak:
Three thousand years of beautiful tradition, from Moses to Sandy Koufax...


[shouting]



Walter Sobchak:
You're goddamn right I'm living in the fucking past!

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The Dude:
Walter, I love you, but sooner or later, you're going to have to face the fact you're a goddamn moron.

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The Dude:
I mean we totally fucked it up man, we fucked up this payoff, we got the kidnappers all mad at us, and Lebowski, ya know, he yelled at me a lot but he didn't do anything, huh?



Walter Sobchak:
Well, sometimes, it's a cathartic...



The Dude:
No, I'm saying, if he knows I'm a fuck-up, why does he leave me in charge of getting his wife back? Because he doesn't fucking want her back! He no longer digs her, it's all a show! Ok, so then why doesn't he give a shit about his million bucks? I mean, he knows we never handed off the briefcase, but he never asked for it back. The million bucks was never in the briefcase! The asshole was hoping that they would kill her! You threw out a ringer for a ringer!

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Jackie Treehorn:
People forget that the brain is the biggest erogenous zone.



The Dude:
On you maybe.

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[being shown a picture Bunny's old farm home]



The Dude:
Oh boy. How ya gonna keep 'em down on the farm once they've seen Karl Hungus.

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