Movie: The Beverly Hillbillies [1993] Movie: The Beverly Hillbillies [1993]

Movie: The Beverly Hillbillies [1993] Movie: The Beverly Hillbillies [1993]

Woodrow Tyler:
She's got crap on her boots!

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[on the subject of California]



Elly May:
I hear they got smog.



Daisy Mae 'Granny' Moses:
What's a smog?


[pause]



Jethro:
I reckon it's a small hog.

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[Jethro and Cousin Pearl are driving in the truck to Jed's place]



Cousin Pearl:
Jethro, did you take care of those old brakes like I told you to?



Jethro:
Yes, Ma, I pulled them off the truck yesterday. The new brakes should be coming in the mail next week.

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[Trying to figure out the game of Bowling]



Jethro:
I think I got this game figured out. You throw the ball down this gully. Then you throw yourself down the other gully, and try to hit them snake-hittin' clubs before the ball does.

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[Talking about Laura "getting married" to Jed Clampett]



Woodrow Tyler:
You're not going to sleep with him, are you?



Laura Jackson:
That's not your problem.



Woodrow Tyler:
Good! Laura, I've got my hand on your butt. (Laura disconnects the line) Hold on! I've got someone on call waiting. (disconnects the line) Hello! Hello! (gets back on previous line) It was nobody! Anyways, I've got my hand on your butt and I'm squeezing.



Mr. Drysdale:
Tyler, get your hand off my butt.

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