Movie: The Beverly Hillbillies [1993] Movie: The Beverly Hillbillies [1993]

Movie: The Beverly Hillbillies [1993] Movie: The Beverly Hillbillies [1993]

Elly May:
This Here's what I call The Clampett Clamp.


[During the match,to Derek while she choking him with a headlock]



Derek:
[Grunts] THAT'S NOT LEGAL!

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Elly May:
I reckon why they got two sets of steps.



Jethro:
That's easy! One's for going up, and the other's for going down!



Elly May:
Oh.

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Dolly Parton:
Happy Birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday, dear Jed Clampett, they spent a fortune on me for you!

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[on the subject of California]



Elly May:
I hear they got smog.



Daisy Mae 'Granny' Moses:
What's a smog?


[pause]



Jethro:
I reckon it's a small hog.

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Laura Jackson:
What a stupid idiot.



Jed Clampett:
Did you say something, ma'am?



Laura Jackson:
What a stupendous intellect.



Jethro:
That's cause I "grad-ge-ated" the sixth grade, ma'am. Only took three years.

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