Movie: The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas [1982] Movie: The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas [1982]

Movie: The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas [1982] Movie: The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas [1982]

Deputy Fred:
[commenting on the underwear that Miss Mona gave Ed Earl] It's a Japanese sling-shot!

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Ed Earl:
I'm gonna knock you so flat, you'll have to roll down your socks to shit!

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[On space aliens]



Ed Earl:
I saw a picture once, of them fellers from, you know, that's supposed to be from up there? Fly around? Tiny little fellers. Bald-headed, little feet, little hands - got no peckers.



Miss Mona:
Got no peckers?


[Ed shakes his head no]



Miss Mona:
Well, I ain't interested. I don't think my girls would be either!

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Female Reporter:
Governor, what do you think of the, the crisis in the Middle East?



The Governor:
I was sayin' just this morning at the weekly prayer breakfast, in this historic capital, that it behooves both the Jews and the Arabs to settle their differences in a Christian manner!

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[Opening line]



Deputy Fred:
It was the nicest little whorehouse you ever saw!

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