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Ed Earl:
They want me to close her down, run her out of town. How can I ask her to leave when all I want her to do is stay?

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[On space aliens]



Ed Earl:
I saw a picture once, of them fellers from, you know, that's supposed to be from up there? Fly around? Tiny little fellers. Bald-headed, little feet, little hands - got no peckers.



Miss Mona:
Got no peckers?


[Ed shakes his head no]



Miss Mona:
Well, I ain't interested. I don't think my girls would be either!

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Female Reporter:
Governor, what do you think of the, the crisis in the Middle East?



The Governor:
I was sayin' just this morning at the weekly prayer breakfast, in this historic capital, that it behooves both the Jews and the Arabs to settle their differences in a Christian manner!

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Miss Mona:
Well, one of those nights when you ain't on duty, you drop in out there. My girls'll love to show you a little appreciation.



Deputy Fred:
Shoot, Miss Mona - you know I'm a married man!



Miss Mona:
Oh, Fred, you mean to tell me you don't think the cows don't appreciate the time off when a bull goes over to another pasture?

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Miss Mona:
You know, it's always a business doing pleasure with you, Charlie!

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