Movie: The Barber Shop [1933] Movie: The Barber Shop [1933]

Movie: The Barber Shop [1933] Movie: The Barber Shop [1933]

Cornelius O'Hare:
I used to be a detective once.



Hortense:
Really, Mr. O'Hair?



Cornelius O'Hare:
Yes, yes.



Hortense:
You seem to have been everything!



Cornelius O'Hare:
Well, I guess I was. My wife calls me everything.



Mrs. O'Hare:
[from an upstairs window] Cornelius!



Cornelius O'Hare:
Yes, yes, my will-o-the-wisp?

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Cornelius O'Hare:
[after the unconscious bank robber has landed on him] Let me up! Let me up! Let me up!


[desperately]



Cornelius O'Hare:
I didn't try to get ya! I like bandits! Some of my best friends are bandits! The president of the bank comes up to our house!

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Cornelius O'Hare:
[shaving a customer] Is that a mole?



Mr. Flood:
[nostalgically] Yeah, I've had it all my life.



Cornelius O'Hare:
[after some shrill scraping sounds] Won't have it anymore!

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Customer:
What's the dog doing, there?



Cornelius O'Hare:
Oh, it's a very funny thing. The other day a man was in here and I was shaving him. The razor skipped, and I cut his ear off. Ever since then, he's been hanging around here for a...


[shoos dog]



Cornelius O'Hare:
G'way, g'way, g'way!

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Ronald:
Do you know why a load of hay is like a mouse?



Cornelius O'Hare:
No, Ronald, I do not. I've never noticed a similarity between a small rodent and a large amount of horse's provender. Why does a small rodent resemble a load of hay?



Ronald:
Cause cat'll eat it!


[Laughing]



Cornelius O'Hare:
Cat'll eat it. Cattle eat it.


[Recognizing the pun]



Cornelius O'Hare:
Very good, Ronald, very...


[Aware of his wife's disapproval]



Cornelius O'Hare:
Eat your spinach, eat your spinach, eat your spinach!

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