Movie: The Bachelor [1999] Movie: The Bachelor [1999]

Movie: The Bachelor [1999] Movie: The Bachelor [1999]

[Jimmie hears that his "shit or get off the pot" marriage proposal has become an urban legend]



Customer:
My psychoanalyst couldn't stop talking about it. It's a bunch of crap if you ask me.

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[after Jimmie is rejected by his ex-girlfriend Stacey]



Jimmie:
She's engaged.



Marco:
Engaged, or married? Because if she's only engaged...

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Grandad Shannon:
As my last surviving descendant, you have a sacred duty to pass on my genetic material.



Jimmie:
That's a lovely sentiment.

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Preppy Bride:
Thank God I'm bisexual

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Daphne:
[snarling at prisoner] I don't play "good cop, bad cop" - requires too much patience. I go straight to "bad cop, worse cop." Now behave!

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