Movie: The Bachelor [1999] Movie: The Bachelor [1999]

Movie: The Bachelor [1999] Movie: The Bachelor [1999]

[after Jimmie is rejected by his ex-girlfriend Stacey]



Jimmie:
She's engaged.



Marco:
Engaged, or married? Because if she's only engaged...

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Jimmie:
Just give me the damn symbolic vaginas.



Marco:
You are sick!

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[Before Jimmie asks his ex-girlfriend Buckley to marry him]



Marco:
OK, crunch time. Seventh game of the World Series. Bottom of the ninth. Two outs. Full count. It's our last chance. There's no tomorrow. Got it?



Jimmie:
Four cliches ago.

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Roy O'Dell:
Time for desperate measures. What about my daughter?



Jimmie:
Absolutely not!



Roy O'Dell:
Why not? She's not good enough for you?



Jimmie:
She's fifteen!



Roy O'Dell:
Well, it's pretty late in the game for you to be Mr. Choosy.

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Daphne:
[snarling at prisoner] I don't play "good cop, bad cop" - requires too much patience. I go straight to "bad cop, worse cop." Now behave!

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