Movie: The Bachelor [1999] Movie: The Bachelor [1999]

Movie: The Bachelor [1999] Movie: The Bachelor [1999]

[after Carolyn explains to Jimmie the symbolism between flowers and vaginas]



Jimmie:
I'm not interested in your goddamn vagina, all right? I just want to marry you!

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Jimmie:
Just give me the damn symbolic vaginas.



Marco:
You are sick!

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Preppy Bride:
Thank God I'm bisexual

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Grandad Shannon:
As my last surviving descendant, you have a sacred duty to pass on my genetic material.



Jimmie:
That's a lovely sentiment.

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Roy O'Dell:
Time for desperate measures. What about my daughter?



Jimmie:
Absolutely not!



Roy O'Dell:
Why not? She's not good enough for you?



Jimmie:
She's fifteen!



Roy O'Dell:
Well, it's pretty late in the game for you to be Mr. Choosy.

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