Movie: The Apple Dumpling Gang [1975] Movie: The Apple Dumpling Gang [1975]

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Townsman:
[Dusty and Donovan are in the middle of their bar room brawl] What happened to them?



Sheriff McCoy:
They got married.

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John Wintle:
Donovan! I haven't seen you since, ah...



Russell Donovan:
Santa Fe.



John Wintle:
Right!



Russell Donovan:
When you sold me the Marshal's horse.



John Wintle:
Right. I was just funnin', Donovan.



Russell Donovan:
The Marshal wasn't amused.

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Homer McCoy:
This court is now in session, the Honorable Homer McCoy presiding. Theodore Ogelvie, Amos Tucker, you're charged with attempted bank robbery. How do you plead? Guilty or not guilty?



Theodore Oglivie:
Not guilty?



Homer McCoy:
Guilty!



Amos Tucker:
That was the wrong one.



Homer McCoy:
This court sentences you to be hung by the neck until dead. And I'm fining you an extra ten bucks for perjury. Let 'em out.


[Amos and Ted are let out of the cage]



Homer McCoy:
Be down at the old oak tree near Boot Hill at twelve o'clock sharp for your hanging. And bring your own rope.

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Theodore Oglivie:
Amos, that's the most humiliating thing that's ever happened to me.



Amos Tucker:
I know.



Theodore Ogelvie:
Three bitty kids with shovels walk right into our hideout and get the drop on us.



Amos Tucker:
I know.



Theodore Oglivie:
And you burnt my hand, Amos.



Amos Tucker:
Well, I'm sorry about that.



Theodore Oglivie:
And you scorched a hole in my best shirt!



Amos Tucker:
Well, I can fix that.



Theodore Oglivie:
[suddenly blows his top] Why did you tell me those three bitty kids were a posse?



Amos Tucker:
Well, I thought I saw them hiding down there in the bushes.



Theodore Oglivie:
Oh, you couldn't see through a barbed-wire fence!



Amos Tucker:
Theodore?



Theodore Oglivie:
That head of yours wouldn't hold straw!



Amos Tucker:
Theodore?



Theodore Oglivie:
You couldn't sell hacksaws in a jail!

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Amos Tucker:
How much money do you figure that dude's got in front of him?



Theodore Ogelvie:
About five hundred.



Amos Tucker:
Five hundred? Wow! You know, that'll be, uh, that's two hundred apiece!

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