Movie: The Apple Dumpling Gang [1975] Movie: The Apple Dumpling Gang [1975]

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Sheriff McCoy:
That's two bits.



Barbershop Customer:
But I've only got half a shave!



Sheriff McCoy:
A whole shave's four bits. Now git before I fine you for loitering.

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Homer McCoy:
This court is now in session, the Honorable Homer McCoy presiding. Theodore Ogelvie, Amos Tucker, you're charged with attempted bank robbery. How do you plead? Guilty or not guilty?



Theodore Oglivie:
Not guilty?



Homer McCoy:
Guilty!



Amos Tucker:
That was the wrong one.



Homer McCoy:
This court sentences you to be hung by the neck until dead. And I'm fining you an extra ten bucks for perjury. Let 'em out.


[Amos and Ted are let out of the cage]



Homer McCoy:
Be down at the old oak tree near Boot Hill at twelve o'clock sharp for your hanging. And bring your own rope.

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Donovan:
You always kiss like that?



Dusty:
I've been saving up.

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Theodore:
You and me been through a lot together, and although I climbed your hump once in a while, I - I just couldn't have asked for a better partner. If we meet again in that big roundup in the sky sometime, I'm gonna spread my blanket 'side of yours, just the same as always.

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Frank Stillwell:
Anytime you got one of them down-home sheriffs, you always got a town full of vigilantes.

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