Movie: The American Astronaut [2001] Movie: The American Astronaut [2001]

Movie: The American Astronaut [2001] Movie: The American Astronaut [2001]

Professor Hess:
I have a picture of you. Guess what you're doing?



Samuel Curtis:
I'm taking a shit.



Professor Hess:
[laughing] I put it next to my trophy, and then I say, "Ooh, there's a stinky boy!"

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[Samuel answers the phone]



Professor Hess:
Guess who this is?



Samuel Curtis:
Professor Hess.



Professor Hess:
That's right! You got it on the first try! For that, you get a kiss!



Samuel Curtis:
I'll pass.



Professor Hess:
W-what? You think I'd kiss you? You'd love it if I'd kiss you. And I would never kiss you.



Samuel Curtis:
You said you were going to kiss me.



Professor Hess:
I never said I'd kiss you. I never said that. You just want me to kiss you!



Samuel Curtis:
Um... not really.



Professor Hess:
Oh. I'm not good enough to kiss you. Is that what you're saying?

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Old Man:
So this guy walks into a bar and he says to the bartender, "Can I use your phone?" The bartender says, "Sure." So he wipes his ass on it and the bar - What? Ah, shit. I just told you the punchline. Been telling this joke so fuckin' long, I knew I'd fuck it up.

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[Samuel is sleeping]



Voice:
What did your father teach you? What did your father teach you? What did your father teach you? What did your father teach you? What did your father teach you?


[Samuel wakes up, hits a switch, and speaks into a receiver]



Samuel Curtis:
My father taught me to kill the sunflower.



Voice:
Congratulations, Mr. Curtis. You are now awake. Two hours to Jupiter.

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Silver Miner:
In the year 1902, we were just a bunch of silver miners, out there every day, diggin' in the dirt, uneducated, and humpin' on each other every chance we could. Hell, sometimes some of us good ol' boys would even be humpin' on each other. And it weren't like we were tryin' to be fancy. We just didn't know what the hell we were lookin' at, did we, John?



Offscreen Voice:
Yeah, we did.



Silver Miner:
Ahh.

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