Movie: The Adventures of Mark Twain [1986] Movie: The Adventures of Mark Twain [1986]

Movie: The Adventures of Mark Twain [1986] Movie: The Adventures of Mark Twain [1986]

Tom Sawyer:
We're only waiting for the right moment now.



Becky Thatcher:
What are you talking about?



Huck Finn:
Yeah?



Tom Sawyer:
Becky, do you swear not to tell?



Becky Thatcher:
Sure.



Tom Sawyer:
On your grandmother's bones?


[Becky rolls her eyes]



Tom Sawyer:
Well, do ya?



Becky Thatcher:
Yeah.



Tom Sawyer:
We're gonna hijack this balloon.



Becky Thatcher:
What?



Huck Finn:
Hijack?



Tom Sawyer:
Just imagine: Tom Sawyer, aeronort, saves airborne friends from madman's death wish.

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The Mysterious Stranger:
[witnessing two clay men fighting over a clay cow] I find you humans quite interesting, even though you are a worthless, greedy lot.

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Mark Twain:
Let me see, there are a number of things I want to say to you before I go.


[Clears throat]



Mark Twain:
Always obey your parents.



Mark Twain:
[Dark side] ... when they are present.



Mark Twain:
Be respectful of your superiors.



Mark Twain:
[Dark side] ... if you have any.



Mark Twain:
Rise early, for it is the early bird that catches the worm.



Mark Twain:
[Dark side] I once knew a man who tried it. Got up at sunrise. Horse bit him.

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The Mysterious Stranger:
Life itself is only a vision. A dream. Nothing exists, save empty space and you. And you... are but a thought.

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Mark Twain:
It's time.



Mark Twain:
[Dark side] I'm still considering whether to go. I haven't seen an atom of truth that there is a future life.



Mark Twain:
Yet I am strongly inclined to expect one. Anyway, don't be such a sissy in the face of a real adventure.

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