Movie: The Adventures of Mark Twain [1986] Movie: The Adventures of Mark Twain [1986]

Movie: The Adventures of Mark Twain [1986] Movie: The Adventures of Mark Twain [1986]

Mark Twain:
Let me see, there are a number of things I want to say to you before I go.


[Clears throat]



Mark Twain:
Always obey your parents.



Mark Twain:
[Dark side] ... when they are present.



Mark Twain:
Be respectful of your superiors.



Mark Twain:
[Dark side] ... if you have any.



Mark Twain:
Rise early, for it is the early bird that catches the worm.



Mark Twain:
[Dark side] I once knew a man who tried it. Got up at sunrise. Horse bit him.

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Mark Twain:
The human race, in all its poverty, has only one truly effective weapon: laughter. Against the assault of laughter - ha-ha-ha-ha! - nothing can stand.

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Adam:
She says things are not right. The buzzard, for instance. She says it was intended to live on decayed flesh. But we cannot overturn the whole scheme to accomodate the buzzard.

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Mark Twain:
The man with an idea is a fool, until the idea succeeds.

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Eve:
It looks like a man. I have never seen a man before, but it looks like one. I think it's the most unusual of the reptiles. It has frizzy hair, no hips, and tapers like a carrot, so it must be a reptile, although it could also be architecture.

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