Movie: The Adventures of Ford Fairlane [1990] Movie: The Adventures of Ford Fairlane [1990]

Movie: The Adventures of Ford Fairlane [1990] Movie: The Adventures of Ford Fairlane [1990]

Johnny Crunch:
If there are any teenage virgins listening, show up at KDRT right now with a jar of petroleum jelly, and ask to speak to Johnny Crunch.

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Smiley:
'ello, 'ello.

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[Looking at a corpse's breasts]



Ford Fairlane:
Damn, baby, I hope you signed some organ donor cards.

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Ford Fairlane:
How much?



Ticket Guy:
300.



Ford Fairlane:
300? You charged the chicks one.



Ticket Guy:
Hey, they blew me.



Ford Fairlane:
Heh. 300 coming up.

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Ford Fairlane:
I could've been a rock singer, if only I hadn't been banned from MTV. Long story. But anyway, I only know that one song. Well, I do a mean "Puff the Magic Dragon," but only in the nude. Longer story.

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