Movie: The Adventures of Baron Munchausen [1988] Movie: The Adventures of Baron Munchausen [1988]

Movie: The Adventures of Baron Munchausen [1988] Movie: The Adventures of Baron Munchausen [1988]

Sultan:
What about the virgins?



Horatio Jackson:
Please, forget the virgins. We're out of virgins!

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Sally:
It wasn't just a story, was it?


[the Baron tosses her a flower]

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[the sound of the Turks' cannons being fired]



Baron Munchausen:
They're inviting us to defeat them! We must oblige them!

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Baron Munchausen:
I want you to come and help us fight the Turk again.



Albrecht:
Oh no, I couldn't do that. No. Not since I found myself. No, now I really know it, I never really wanted to be *big*, and *strong* and lug heavy things about. No. Now I know, I want to be dainty and sensitive. They call me 'The Midgett' down here. I love it. It's bliss.



Berthold:
He's gone funny.

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[the Queen's head comes to rescue the Baron]



Baron Munchausen:
Where exactly is Roger?



Queen Ariadne:
In bed, with my body, of course. OH!


[makes a series of high-pitched moans and squeals]



Queen Ariadne:
Stop it. Stop it!


[to the Baron]



Queen Ariadne:
If he discovers my head's with you - ooh! Quickly, quickly. Quickly! Climb into my hair.


[continuing to whimper]



Sally:
Why is she making those funny noises?



Baron Munchausen:
Um, her body is with the King, and he is, uh... tickling her feet.

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