Movie: The Adventures of Baron Munchausen [1988] Movie: The Adventures of Baron Munchausen [1988]

Movie: The Adventures of Baron Munchausen [1988] Movie: The Adventures of Baron Munchausen [1988]

Queen Ariadne:
Here, take a lock of my hair.


[the Baron hacks a lock of the Queen's hair with his sword]



Berthold:
Just a lock, cocky, not the whole carpet.

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Baron Munchausen:
I want you to come and help us fight the Turk again.



Albrecht:
Oh no, I couldn't do that. No. Not since I found myself. No, now I really know it, I never really wanted to be *big*, and *strong* and lug heavy things about. No. Now I know, I want to be dainty and sensitive. They call me 'The Midgett' down here. I love it. It's bliss.



Berthold:
He's gone funny.

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[Vulcan seethes with jealousy as the Baron escorts his wife, Venus, to the ballroom]



Vulcan:
Come and see the ballroom. Come and see... the ballroom.


[still fuming as they enter]



Vulcan:
NICE, ISN'T IT?

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Venus:
I am a goddess! I can do what I like!



Vulcan:
And I am The God, so shut up!

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King of the Moon:
No, let me go! I've got tides to regulate! Comets to direct! I don't have time for flatulence and orgasms!

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