Movie: Starsky & Hutch [2004] Movie: Starsky & Hutch [2004]

Movie: Starsky & Hutch [2004] Movie: Starsky & Hutch [2004]

Starsky:
Wrong answer, Big Earl.



Bartender:
Big Earl? I'm not Big Earl, I'm Jeff.



Hutch:
Yeah, sure, no-one's who they say they are.



Bartender:
Seriously. Think about it, I'm not even big.



Hutch:
Yeah, he's got a point.



Starsky:
Maybe it's one of those ironic names like Tiny over in vice. He's like eight feet tall and everyone calls him Tiny.



Hutch:
Except this guy's kind of normal size, he'd have to be a lot smaller for a name like Big Earl to be ironic.



Starsky:
You don't have to be a midget, how tall are you?



Bartender:
I don't know, 5'9"?



Starsky:
Well that is kind of?



Hutch:
It's borderline, it's average.

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Starsky:
I am not my MOTHER.

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Starsky:
Make him stop. Make him stop. Tell him to stop. Stop it.



Chau:
[in Korean] Throw more knives... ALL THE TIME.



Toby:
[in Korean] Yes father, I shall throw many.

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Hutch:
You gotta be kidding me. No way!



Starsky:
What?



Hutch:
A floater. Nothing harder to solve than a floater. No prints, body's usually bloated, it's next to impossible. All right, I say we push it out and hope the current pushes it down to the next precinct.


[Hutch tries to push the body away with a stick]



Starsky:
Whoa, what are you doing?



Hutch:
Trust me, you're gonna thank me for this one.



Starsky:
Hey, seriously stop it.



Hutch:
The key is not to pop it. You gotta be very ginger.



Starsky:
Hey!


[Starsky points a gun at Hutch]



Hutch:
What are you doing?



Starsky:
I said drop the stick.



Hutch:
You're gonna point a gun at me? Okay, fine, have it your way. If it's so important knock yourself out. What are you gonna solve anyway?



Starsky:
A murder. I'm gonna solve a murder.

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Captain Doby:
I believe you two know each other?



Starsky:
Yeah, a little bit.



Hutch:
How you doing?



Starsky:
All right.

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