Movie: South Park: Bigger Longer & Uncut [1999 Movie: South Park: Bigger Longer & Uncut [1999

Movie: South Park: Bigger Longer & Uncut [1999 Movie: South Park: Bigger Longer & Uncut [1999

Satan:
Saddam, I need to talk to you



Saddam Hussein:
Ah, you'd better get packing, bitch, we're running out of time.



Satan:
[sighs] sometimes you can love someone very much, but still know they aren't right for you.



Saddam Hussein:
What the *fuck* are you talking about?



Satan:
You treat me like shit, Saddam! I'm leaving you!



Saddam Hussein:
What? No? No! You can't do that! I have to go to Earth!



Satan:
You don't even have any respect for me.



Saddam Hussein:
Sure I do, guy, please, just hear me out

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[person speaking German on "cliteris" website]



Kyle:
Dude, it's a lady getting pooed on!



Stan:
Whoa! Is it Cartman's mom?



Cartman:
Oh, very funny!



Kyle:
Hey! It IS Cartman's mom!



Mrs. Cartman:
[man speaking German on computer] All righty then!



Cartman:
SON OF A BI-


[shocks]



Cartman:
AHHH!



Ike:
[bounces in] Ba ba ba ba.



Kyle:
Get out of here, Ike. You're too young for this stuff!



Ike:
Bullshit.



Stan:
What's she doing now?



Mrs. Cartman:
[man speaking German] Okey-dokey!



Cartman, Kyle, Stan:
[they see something gross] AWWWWWW!



Stan:
[pukes] Click it off, dude, click it off!


[Kyle clicks it off]



Stan:
Dude, what the fuck is wrong with German people?

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[the boys have just watched an edited version of "Asses of Fire" and are leaving the theater with the other kids, past the ticket booth again]



Kyle:
Man, this movie gets better every time I see it!



Ticket Taker:
Hey!



Cartman:
Yeah, but you know what? That whole part about lighting farts is bullshit. You can't do that.



Kenny McCormick:
[muffled] Yeah, you can!



Cartman:
[stops and turns] No way.



Kenny McCormick:
[muffled] Yes you can. You can *too* light a fart on fire.



Cartman:
Okay, Kenny. I'll bet you a hundred dollars you can't light a fart on fire.



Kenny McCormick:
[muffled] Yes you can. Check it out.


[he lights his fart on fire and laughs; his parka suddenly erupts in flames and he screams in horror; the boys are shocked]



Stan:
Holy shit, dude!



Cartman:
Ah! Oh my God! Hey!


[begins beating Kenny with a stick]



Cartman:
Aw, shit! Aw, shit!



Stan:
[steps forward and yells] Help! Somebody do something!


[he steps back and the stick lights up]



Cartman:
Aahh! This stick is on fire!


[an ambulance rushes up and stops, but a Russell's Salt truck rushes up and bumps it away; the truck bed lifts up at the front end and dumps the salt on Kenny; if the fire was injury, this is insult]



Kenny McCormick:
[muffled] Ooowww!


[the ambulance siren dies and the salt doesn't move; the boys stare at the truck]



Stan:
Oh my God, you killed Kenny!



Kyle:
You bastard!



Cartman:
Wow, I guess you *can* light a fart on fire, huh?

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The Mole:
Hold me.


[coughs]



The Mole:
There is no hope now, you must get out of here.



Kyle:
We can't leave without you!



The Mole:
It's okay, I'm done for.



Kyle:
No! We can't leave without you! We don't know where the hell we are!



The Mole:
Were is your God when you need him, huh? Where is your beautiful, merciful faggot now?


[coughs]



The Mole:
Here I come, God. Here I come, you fucking rat.


[coughs]



The Mole:
Now the light, she fades... and darkness settles in... but I will find strength...



Kyle:
No, Mole, hang on...



The Mole:
I will find pride within...



Kyle:
We'll get you home...



The Mole:
Because although I die...



Kyle:
I can't face my mother...



The Mole:
My freedom will be wrong...



Kyle:
Not alone!



The Mole:
Though I die... La Resistance lives... on... BLECHHHHH>


[dies, dramatic music starts]



Kyle:
SHIT!

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Eric Cartman:
More people will come if they think we have punch and pie.



Kyle:
[typing] Punch and pie.

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