Movie: Slim Slam Slum [2002] Movie: Slim Slam Slum [2002]

Movie: Slim Slam Slum [2002] Movie: Slim Slam Slum [2002]

Slim:
What about the bill. How much is it?



VVS Mand:
100 bucks!



Slam:
100 bucks?



VVS Mand:
No reason to panic. I'll send it by mail.

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VVS Mand:
Well, if this doesn't help in the count of a minute. Then I'll have to goddamn break down the whole can.



Slam:
But, how come our new 12 dollar plunger doesn't work a shit?



VVS Mand:
I'll tell you why my friend. Because the plunger I have here is actually 15 to 20 times more powerful than that. Feel it by yourself.



VVS Mand:
15 to 20 times more powerful than that piece of crap! Look at it! It's useless!

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VVS Mand:
[after fixing Slim, Slam and Slum's toilet]


[happy]



VVS Mand:
There. That ought to do it.



Slum:
Great, dude. Now we can shit again.



VVS Mand:
Wait, wait, and hold your horses…


[throws a big clump of toilet paper in the WC]



VVS Mand:
…we have to do the test first.



Slim:
Erhh, what kind of test?



VVS Mand:
[points at the paperclump in the WC] That one. If it can't take that, we have a very serious problem. And then you'll have the pleasure of my company several times. And you wouldn't want that, would you?



VVS Mand:
[the test is working, and the toilet is now fin]


[happy]



VVS Mand:
We goddamn did it, boys.

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Slam:
[Slim and Slam is sitting in the couch, and playing Tekken 3 on Playstation] Again! Yeah, man!



Slim:
Damn! Arrgh!


[pause]



Slim:
Gotcha your junkie, man! Did ya see that?



Slam:
Fuck you, man! Have a circle kick!



Slim:
No!

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VVS Mand:
Hi, there! Wut Wut! Top of the morning to you!

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