Movie: Sister Act [1992] Movie: Sister Act [1992]

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[chasing a nun he thinks is Deloris]



Vince:
Hey babe.


[Nun turns round, it's Mary Lazarus]



Sister Mary Lazarus:
Yes, sweetheart?

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[at the end of her song at the Moonlight Lounge]



Delores:
Good night, ladies and gentlemen!



Michelle, Tina:
[singing] Heat wave!



Delores:
You don't give a shit.



Michelle
, Tina:
[singing] Heat wave!



Delores:
Let's get the hell outta here.



Michelle
, Tina:
[singing] Heat wave!


[the song ends and only two people applaud]

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Delores:
What am I gonna do here? I'm gonna go crazy! There's nothing but a lot of white women dressed as nuns! What am I gonna do here?



Eddie:
Pray.



Delores:
Pray?

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Delores:
Uggh... Urrrgh, jeez, what are you people taking Prikal orders, this stuff is terrible, it tastes like sh...



Mother Superior:
Sisters, we shall spend the rest of the day in silence



Delores:
Well, why?



Mother Superior:
Only when we are silent may our prayers TRULY be answered!



Delores:
Then we won't have to eat this food!



Mother Superior:
[bangs on table] Silence begins now, and ends at sundown



Delores:
How can you eat this stuff? It's terrible!



Mother Superior:
[exasperated] Mary Clarence! I think you might enjoy a ritual fast



Delores:
A ritual f...? No, no, I don't think I would. I'll put a little salt on it and it'll be fine. Here, can you pass me the salt over there?



Mother Superior:
A fast. To remind you of those who have to endure without food



Delores:
[as a nun goes to take her plate, she grabs onto it] No, I don't want you to, I don't want you to take my plate!


[slumps in defeat as the plate is taken away]



Mother Superior:
And SILENCE!

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Delores:
[after putting on the habit] Oh, no! No, no, no! I can't do this. I'm sorry. This is fine for covering a little bulge, but now I've got holster hips.



Mother Superior:
People wish to kill you. Anyone who's met you I imagine. A disguise is necessary to protect us all. While you are here you will conduct yourself as a nun, only I will know who and what you truly are. You will draw no attention to yourself whatsoever.



Delores:
But look at me! I'm a nun! I'm a penguin!



Mother Superior:
As from now and until you leave you are Sister Mary Clarence.



Delores:
Mary Clarence? Like Clarence Williams the Third from The Mod Squad?



Mother Superior:
Mary is in deference to our Holy Mother. Clarence is in honor of Saint Clarence of Concordia. There are three vows every nun must accept. The vow of poverty.



Delores:
Mmm.



Mother Superior:
The vow of obedience.



Delores:
Mm-Hmm.



Mother Superior:
And the vow of chastity.



Delores:
I am out of here with that one.

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