Movie: Sgt. Bilko [1996] Movie: Sgt. Bilko [1996]

Movie: Sgt. Bilko [1996] Movie: Sgt. Bilko [1996]

Master Sergeant Ernest G. Bilko:
If they come, deny everything! Just act dumb. Fender, I'm putting you in charge of that.

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Pfc. Wally Holbrook:
Speaking of Doberman, can I please have another roommate?



Master Sergeant Ernest G. Bilko:
Why, what's wrong with Doberman?



Pfc. Wally Holbrook:
He wet his bed?



Master Sergeant Ernest G. Bilko:
Oh, well, once in a while...



Pfc. Wally Holbrook:
[Cuts off Bilko] No, he did it from across the room.

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Master Sergeant Ernest G. Bilko:
All I've ever wanted was an honest week's pay for an honest day's work.

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[after Col. Hall accuses Thorn of inexcusable conduct]



Major Thorn:
[to Tennyson] Sir. He doesn't know what's going on. He *never* knowns what's going on. This Sergeant leads him around by the nose!


[Bilko gasps]



General Tennyson:
MAJOR! You are the most insubordinate officer I have ever met!



Major Thorn:
I'm telling you


[grabs Hall's face]



Major Thorn:
HE'S A BOOB! HE DOESN'T GET IT! THEY FAKED THE WHOLE THING!



General Tennyson:
I would like to see just one piece of solid evidence to support these IDIOTIC allegations!



Major Thorn:
Idiotic, huh?


[produces the stolen component]



Major Thorn:
How's this for evidence? The Fire Control and Super Elevator Board. I took it out last night, SO HOW COULD IT WORK!


[Thorn realizes he's been set up and tries to hide the board]



Colonel Hall:
So you deliberately sabotaged this project, Major.



Master Sergeant Ernest G. Bilko:
I got it all on tape.


[produces dictaphone]



Master Sergeant Ernest G. Bilko:
Lucky.

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Colonel Hall:
Wha... what's that?



Bilko:
Horse shit, sir.



Colonel Hall:
Well, what's it doing there?



Bilko:
Keeping the flies off the food, sir.

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