Movie: Sam and Max Hit the Road [1993] Movie: Sam and Max Hit the Road [1993]

Movie: Sam and Max Hit the Road [1993] Movie: Sam and Max Hit the Road [1993]

Sam:
It's a possessed outhouse!



Max:
This kind of thing wouldn't happen if they had indoor plumbing.

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Sam:
[Speaking to a hotel concierge] You know, you look just like Evelyn Morrison; famed B-movie star



Evelyn Morrison:
I AM Evelyn Morrison, you cur!



Sam:
Actually I'm more of an Irish Wolfhound than a cur... I've seen all your movies!



Max:
My favorite was "Robot Terror From Beyond the Galaxy"



Sam:
Is that the one where the alien says "Klaatu barada nikto"?



Max:
No, that's "Vampires In Prison"

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Max:
I'll miss the way he smelt like a bag of damp hamster shavings. Just like Grandpa.

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Sam:
Hey Sam, I mean Max.

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[Sam and Max encounter a body hanging on a railing]



Max:
Gratuitous acts of senseless violence are my forte!


[pushes it off]



Sam:
You're such an adorable urchin, Max.

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