Movie: Putting It Together [2000] Movie: Putting It Together [2000]

Movie: Putting It Together [2000] Movie: Putting It Together [2000]

The Wife:
Marriage, what's a marriage? It's a prehistoric ritual where everybody promises fidelity forever which is maybe the most terrifying word I've ever heard.

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The Wife:
A knife would be perfect,



The Young Woman:
A gun would be perfect,



The Wife:
It's quick and it's quiet,



The Young Woman:
At least I could try it,



The Wife:
I hear they do wonders



The Young Woman:
And you can do wonders



The Wife:
With poisonous gas.



The Young Woman:
With slivers of glass.



The Wife:
There's always the quarry,



The Young Woman:
There's always curare,



The Wife:
She'd never be found.



The Young Woman:
I have some around.



The Wife:
A noose is efficient,



The Young Woman:
Bamboo is efficient,



The Wife:
She won't make a sound.



The Young Woman:
As long as it's ground.



The Wife, The Young Woman:
[echoing] Whatever will do it, if anything will. There's nothing as low as a woman.



The Wife
, The Young Woman:
[unison] SHOOT TO KILL!

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The Wife:
My husband, the pig. I worship the ground that he kicks me around on, the pig.

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The Narrator:
Please, don't cough. It tends to throw the actors off. All right, it isn't Aristophanes, But please don't cough.

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The Wife:
Here's to the girls who just watch, aren't they the best? When they get depressed, it's a bottle of Scotch, plus a little jest. Another chance to disapprove, Another brilliant zinger, Another reason not to move, Another vodka stinger! I'll drink to that.

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