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Groucho Marx

was an American comedian and film star famed as a master of wit. His rapid-fire delivery of innuendo-laden patter earned him many admirers.
I worked myself up from nothing to extreme poverty.More Groucho Marx quotes [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.More Groucho Marx quotes [07/10/2011 04:07:09]
I have nothing but respect for you -- and not much of that.More Groucho Marx quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I've got the brain of a four year old. I'll bet he was glad to be rid of it.More Groucho Marx quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Believe me, you have to get up early if you want to get out of bed.More Groucho Marx quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]

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