Groucho Marx

Groucho Marx

was an American comedian and film star famed as a master of wit. His rapid-fire delivery of innuendo-laden patter earned him many admirers.
Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy.More Groucho Marx quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.More Groucho Marx quotes [07/10/2011 04:07:32]
It isn't necessary to have relatives in Kansas City in order to be unhappy.More Groucho Marx quotes [07/10/2011 04:07:59]
Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men -- the other 999 follow women.More Groucho Marx quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I'm going to be happy in it.More Groucho Marx quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]

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