Groucho Marx

Groucho Marx

was an American comedian and film star famed as a master of wit. His rapid-fire delivery of innuendo-laden patter earned him many admirers.
I am a man and you are a woman. I can't think of a better arrangement.More Groucho Marx quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
You bet I'm shy. I'm a shyster lawyer.More Groucho Marx quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I've been around so long, I knew Doris Day before she was a virgin.More Groucho Marx quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Women should be obscene and not heard.More Groucho Marx quotes [07/10/2011 04:07:58]
If you are not having fun you are doing something wrong.More Groucho Marx quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]

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