Why a four-year-old child could understand this report. Run out and find me a four-year-old child. I can't make head nor tail out of it.More Groucho Marx quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]

I'm not much of a correspondent. My letters are not only uninteresting but sparse. I'm glad I don?t have to write for a living. It?s arduous work and the money is very uncertain. On those rare occasions when I wander into a bookstore it amazes me to see the avalanche of literature and semi-literature that is turned out weekly in this country. The people who write these things are either desperate for money or love starved. Why should anyone on a nice balmy day lock oneself in an office and hit a typewriter for hours onMore Groucho Marx quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]

I'm not crazy about reality, but it's still the only place to get a decent meal.More Groucho Marx quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]

All people are born alike - except Republicans and Democrats.More Groucho Marx quotes [07/10/2011 04:07:46]

I must confess, I was born at a very early age.More Groucho Marx quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]