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Groucho Marx

was an American comedian and film star famed as a master of wit. His rapid-fire delivery of innuendo-laden patter earned him many admirers.
Money cannot buy you happiness, and happiness cannot buy you money. That might be a wise crack, but I doubt it.More Groucho Marx quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
If you've heard this story before, don't stop me, because I'd like to hear it again.More Groucho Marx quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Whatever it is, I'm against it.More Groucho Marx quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Hey you! I told you to slow that nag down! Because of you, I almost heard the opera!More Groucho Marx quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I won't belong to any organization that would have me as a member.More Groucho Marx quotes [07/10/2011 04:07:52]

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