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Groucho Marx

was an American comedian and film star famed as a master of wit. His rapid-fire delivery of innuendo-laden patter earned him many admirers.
I'm gonna put extra blankets, free, in all your rooms, and there'll be no cover chargeMore Groucho Marx quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Why would I want to join an organization that would encourage people like myself to become members.More Groucho Marx quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse.More Groucho Marx quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough.More Groucho Marx quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.More Groucho Marx quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]

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