Groucho Marx

Groucho Marx

was an American comedian and film star famed as a master of wit. His rapid-fire delivery of innuendo-laden patter earned him many admirers.
If you take cranberries and stew them like apple sauce, it tastes much more like prunes than rhubarb does.More Groucho Marx quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?More Groucho Marx quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I married your mother because I wanted children, imagine my disappointment when you came along.More Groucho Marx quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy.More Groucho Marx quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Why don't you bore a hole in yourself and let the sap run out?More Groucho Marx quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]

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