Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy.More Groucho Marx quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]

I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.More Groucho Marx quotes [07/10/2011 04:07:32]

It isn't necessary to have relatives in Kansas City in order to be unhappy.More Groucho Marx quotes [07/10/2011 04:07:59]

Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men -- the other 999 follow women.More Groucho Marx quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]

I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I'm going to be happy in it.More Groucho Marx quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]