Groucho Marx
was an American comedian and film star famed as a master of wit. His rapid-fire delivery of innuendo-laden patter earned him many admirers.A clown is like aspirin, only he works twice as fast.More Groucho Marx quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Thirteen at a table is unlucky only,
when the hostess has only twelve chops.More Groucho Marx quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.More Groucho Marx quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Take two turkeys, one goose, four cabbages, but no duck, and mix them together. After one taste, you'll duck soup for the rest of your lifeMore Groucho Marx quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Well, Art is Art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water. And east is east and west is west and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does. Now you tell me what you know.More Groucho Marx quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
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