Groucho Marx

Groucho Marx

was an American comedian and film star famed as a master of wit. His rapid-fire delivery of innuendo-laden patter earned him many admirers.
I find television very educational. Every time someone switches it on I go into another room and read a good book.More Groucho Marx quotes [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
In France, for example, it is not unusual for a husband to have a wife and a mistress. However, if in addition to these two he's also having a fling with a fringe tootsie, both the wife and the mistress are outraged and the combination lover, husband, and cheat may well wind up with a large French bread knife between his ribs.More Groucho Marx quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
My plans are still in embryo, a town on the edge of wishful thinking.More Groucho Marx quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.More Groucho Marx quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I know, I know - you're a woman who's had a lot of tough breaks. Well, we can clean and tighten those brakes, but you'll have to stay in the garage all night.More Groucho Marx quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]

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