Groucho Marx
was an American comedian and film star famed as a master of wit. His rapid-fire delivery of innuendo-laden patter earned him many admirers.You're the most beautiful woman I've ever seen, and that's not saying much for youMore Groucho Marx quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.More Groucho Marx quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I came here for a party and what do I get? Nothing. Not even Ice cream.More Groucho Marx quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
The trouble with writing a book about yourself is that you can’t fool around. If you write about someone else, you can stretch the truth from here to Finland. If you write about yourself the slightest deviation makes you realize instantly that there may be honor among thieves, but you are just a dirty liar.More Groucho Marx quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.More Groucho Marx quotes [07/10/2011 04:07:18]
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In principle, my mother raised me when she said that reading other people's letters is indecent. Especially the letters of two people whom their peoples elected to leading posts. [07/20/2020 11:07:39]
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Real loneliness is when you don't even receive spam in your email. [07/24/2020 08:07:34]
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The most observant people are children. Then - the painters. [07/21/2020 08:07:10]
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I would not like to use a four-letter word. [07/20/2020 11:07:40]
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Easy with a woman, just in one case: if it’s not your woman. [07/18/2020 10:07:44]
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