Victor Borge

Victor Borge

was a successful Danish comedian, conductor and pianist who achieved great popularity in radio and television in the United States and Europe
My father invented a cure for which there was no disease and unfortunately my mother caught it and died of it.More Victor Borge quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
What is the difference between a Nazi and a dog?The Nazi lifts his arm.More Victor Borge quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
You want something by Bach? Which one, Johann Sebastian or Jacques Offen?More Victor Borge quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I wish to thank my parents for making it all possible? and I wish to thank my children for making it necessary.More Victor Borge quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
(Responding to a sneeze from the audience) Who exploded?More Victor Borge quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]

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