Victor Borge

Victor Borge

was a successful Danish comedian, conductor and pianist who achieved great popularity in radio and television in the United States and Europe
In my dreams of Heaven, I always see the great Masters gathered in a huge hall in which they all reside. Only Mozart has his own suite.More Victor Borge quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
They say that Nero started the fire himself because he needed a suitable backdrop for his concert.More Victor Borge quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
What is the difference between a Nazi and a dog?The Nazi lifts his arm.More Victor Borge quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I don't mind growing old. I'm just not used to it.More Victor Borge quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
It (the double-clarinet in India) was primarily used for snake charming, since the snake would do almost anything to get the Indians to stop playing it.More Victor Borge quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]

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