Robert Benchley

Robert Benchley

American humorist best known for his work as a newspaper columnist and film actor.
This congestion in the post offices is due to what are technically known as "regulations" but what are really a series of acrostics and anagrams devised by some officials who got around a table one night and tried to be funny.More Robert Benchley quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
There seems to be no lengths to which humorless people will not go to analyze humor. It seems to worry them.More Robert Benchley quotes [10/13/2011 10:10:04]
A man gets on a train with his little boy, and gives the conductor only one ticket. 'How old's your kid?' the conductor says, and the father says, 'He's four years old.' 'He looks at least twelve to me,' says the conductor. And the father says, 'Can I help it if he worries?More Robert Benchley quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
My only solution for the problem of habitual accidents is to stay in bed all day. Even then, there is always the chance that you will fall out.More Robert Benchley quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
If you are one of the hewers of wood and drawers of small weekly paychecks, your letters will have to contain some few items of news or they will be accounted dry stuff.... But if you happen to be of a literary turn of mind, or are, in any way, likely to become famous, you may settle down to an afternoon of letter-writing on nothing more sprightly in the way of news than the shifting of the wind from south to south-east.More Robert Benchley quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]

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