Robert Benchley

Robert Benchley

American humorist best known for his work as a newspaper columnist and film actor.
If Mr. Einstein doesn't like the natural laws of the universe, let him go back to where he came from.More Robert Benchley quotes [10/13/2011 10:10:01]
My first big mistake was made when, in a moment of weakness, I consented to learn the game; for a man who can frankly say "I do not play bridge" is allowed to go over in the corner and run the pianola by himself, while the poor neophyte, no matter how much he may protest that he isn't "at all a good player, in fact I'm perfectly rotten," is never believed, but dragged into a game where it is discovered, too late, that he spoke the truth.More Robert Benchley quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
There seems to be no lengths to which humorless people will not go to analyze humor. It seems to worry them.More Robert Benchley quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
It is one of the most discouraging experiences I have ever had, not forgetting the time when I winked at the Queen Mother in London once.More Robert Benchley quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Except for an occasional heart attack I feel as young as I ever did.More Robert Benchley quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]

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