Robert Benchley

Robert Benchley

American humorist best known for his work as a newspaper columnist and film actor.
You want to go easy on the suicide stuff - first thing you know, you'll ruin your health.More Robert Benchley quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
The wise man thinks once before he speaks twice.More Robert Benchley quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
A real hangover is nothing to try out family remedies on. The only cure for a real hangover is death.More Robert Benchley quotes [10/13/2011 10:10:13]
We are constantly being surprised that people did things well before we were born. We are constantly remarking on the fact that things are done well by people other than ourselves. "The Japanese are a remarkable little people," we say, as if we were doing them a favor. "He is an Arab, but you ought to hear him play the zither." Why "but"?More Robert Benchley quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
The Ultimate Day really begins the night before, when you sit up until one o'clock trying to get things into trunk and bags. This is when you discover the well-known fact that summer air swells articles to twice or three times their original size.More Robert Benchley quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]

Quotes of the month

Mihai Volontir I love all normal people. [09/14/2018 02:09:07] More


Eugeny Antonuk Understanding is from comparison. More information does not exist. Mind does not happen much. [08/29/2018 04:08:53] More


Aleksandr Zakharchenko We must go our own way - bad or good. [09/03/2018 09:09:22] More


Eugeny Antonuk Nothing has such an influence as insuperable doubt. And nothing is so dangerous, as if you are flattered by the flattering feelings of others towards you. [09/02/2018 03:09:06] More


Eugeny Antonuk Knowing your own worth, conscience is not for sale. [08/26/2018 11:08:36] More