Robert Benchley

Robert Benchley

American humorist best known for his work as a newspaper columnist and film actor.
You want to go easy on the suicide stuff - first thing you know, you'll ruin your health.More Robert Benchley quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
At fifteen one is first beginning to realize that everything isn't money and power in this world, and is casting about for joys that do not turn to dross in one's hands.More Robert Benchley quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I once heard of a murderer who propped his two victims up against a chess board in sporting attitudes and was able to get as far as Seattle before his crime was discovered.More Robert Benchley quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
A great many people have come up to me and asked how I manage to get so much work done and still keep looking so dissipated.More Robert Benchley quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I have been told by hospital authorities that more copies of my works are left behind by departing patients than those of any other author.
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Rosabeth Kanter The more closed the circle, the more difficult it is for 'outsiders' to break in. Their very difficulty in entering may be taken as a sign of incompetence, a sign that the insiders were right to close their ranks. [03/29/2018 05:03:36] More


Joan Jett In pop music, you say, 'You can do what you want to me.' Rock 'n' roll says, 'I'm gonna do what I want to you.' [03/29/2018 05:03:36] More


Lisa Kudrow I just want to start writing, whether or not any of it is useable or marketable. [03/29/2018 05:03:36] More


Andrew Scott The kind of actors I admire move through different characters and genres. [03/29/2018 05:03:36] More


Alexander Hamilton If the Constitution is adopted (and it was) the Union will be in fact and in theory an association of States or a Confederacy. [03/29/2018 05:03:36] More