Robert Benchley

Robert Benchley

American humorist best known for his work as a newspaper columnist and film actor.
Anything can happen, but it usually doesn't.More Robert Benchley quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
We call ourselves a free nation, and yet we let ourselves be told what cabs we can and can't take by a man at a hotel door, simply because he has a drum major's uniform on.More Robert Benchley quotes [10/13/2011 10:10:13]
This is a test. It is only a test. Had it been an actual job, you would have received raises, promotions, and other signs of appreciation.More Robert Benchley quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
It must be a source of great chagrin to those in charge to think of so many people being able to stick a stamp on a letter and drop it in a mail box without any trouble or suffering at all. They are probably working on a system this very minute, trying to devise some way in which the public can be made to fill out a blank, stand in line, consult some underling who will refer him to a superior, and then be made to black up with burned cork before they can mail a letter.More Robert Benchley quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
One of the chief duties of the fan is to engage in arguments with the man behind him. This department of the game has been allowed to run down fearfully.More Robert Benchley quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]

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