Spike Milligan

Spike Milligan

was a comedian, writer, musician, poet, playwright, soldier and actor.
Education isn't everything, for a start it isn't an elephantMore Spike Milligan quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I have got so low that I have asked to be hospitalized and for deep narcosis (sleep). I cannot stand being awake. The pain is too much... Something has happened to me, this vital spark has stopped burning - I go to a dinner table now and I don't say a word, just sit there like a dodo. Normally I am the centre of attention, keeps the conversation going, - so that is depressing in itself. It's like another person taking over, very strange. The most important thing I say is 'good evening' and then I go quiet.More Spike Milligan quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
A bird in The Strand is worth two in Shepherds BushMore Spike Milligan quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I thought I'd begin by reading a poem by Shakespeare, but then I thought, why should I? He never reads any of mine.More Spike Milligan quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Are you going to come quietly, or do I have to use earplugs?More Spike Milligan quotes [07/18/2011 02:07:29]

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