Spike Milligan

Spike Milligan

was a comedian, writer, musician, poet, playwright, soldier and actor.
I have got so low that I have asked to be hospitalized and for deep narcosis (sleep). I cannot stand being awake. The pain is too much... Something has happened to me, this vital spark has stopped burning - I go to a dinner table now and I don't say a word, just sit there like a dodo. Normally I am the centre of attention, keeps the conversation going, - so that is depressing in itself. It's like another person taking over, very strange. The most important thing I say is 'good evening' and then I go quiet.More Spike Milligan quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
If a man dies when you hang him, keep hanging him until he gets used to it.More Spike Milligan quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge.More Spike Milligan quotes [07/18/2011 02:07:57]
A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree.More Spike Milligan quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
We don't have anything planned, so nothing can go wrong.More Spike Milligan quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]

Quotes of the month

Mickey Rourke [The tension] between the Christians and Muslims goes back to the Crusades, doesn't it? It's too easy to blame everything on one guy. These are unpredictable, dangerous times, and I don't think that anyone really knows quite what to do. [03/29/2018 05:03:36] More


Mick Jagger Everyone in the movie industry wants to win an Oscar. I don't think that's why you make movies. But winning an Oscar is not just about making a great movie, unfortunately. It's also having a good Oscar campaign. [03/29/2018 05:03:36] More


Anson Dorrance What it comes down to is intense desire. To get this winning edge, you need to build an indomitable will. This means you must be relentless; you must never give up. [03/29/2018 05:03:36] More


Eric Hoffer Sometimes we feel the loss of a prejudice as a loss of vigor. [03/29/2018 05:03:36] More


Jeff Foxworthy People should see your faith. If all you do is talk about your faith and people don't see it, but they ought to see it in the way you treat your family, you treat your friends, you treat your community. [03/29/2018 05:03:36] More