Spike Milligan

Spike Milligan

was a comedian, writer, musician, poet, playwright, soldier and actor.
Policemen are numbered in case they get lost.More Spike Milligan quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.More Spike Milligan quotes [07/18/2011 02:07:46]
General: Where are you from? Spike: London. General: Which part? Spike: ... Well, all of me.More Spike Milligan quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I shook hands with a friendly Arab. I still have my right arm to prove it.More Spike Milligan quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
My father confused me. From the ages of one to seven, I thought my name was Jesus Christ!More Spike Milligan quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]

Quotes of the month

Anatoly Yurkin The philosophical category is a mannequin hung with discount price tags on the showcase of consciousness. [04/18/2019 01:04:33] More


Eugene Ryabyi Justice does not protect the minority. [04/15/2019 07:04:50] More


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Anatoly Yurkin The methodology is the graphomania, through the imitation of action. [04/12/2019 12:04:59] More


Anatoly Yurkin Whatever the digital person is doing, the assessment for behavior is available in the school magazine under the cover of Big Data. [03/26/2019 07:03:03] More