Spike Milligan

Spike Milligan

was a comedian, writer, musician, poet, playwright, soldier and actor.
Are you going to come quietly, or do I have to use earplugs?More Spike Milligan quotes [07/18/2011 02:07:29]
Archduke Franz Ferdinand Found Alive! First World War a Mistake!More Spike Milligan quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Her mother was a cultivated woman - she was born in a greenhouseMore Spike Milligan quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
If you kill me, I promise you - you will never take me alive.More Spike Milligan quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.More Spike Milligan quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]

Quotes of the month

Anatoly Yurkin In our native Ust-Uryupinsk after the Fatherland was closed in Cheburnet facades of buildings of 1950 become more and more beautiful. (Anatoly Yurkin) [11/11/2019 04:11:44] More


Eugene Ryabyi Sex without love is nothing more than sticking a USB flash drive into a computer connector. [11/10/2019 02:11:10] More


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Eugene Ryabyi Unrequited love - when you drop anchor at your favorite harbor, and even the ladder will not be served to you. [11/30/2019 02:11:32] More


Anatoly Yurkin Plagiarism is a reader's meanness. [12/05/2019 06:12:13] More