Rita Rudner

Rita Rudner

Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love. I'd stepped in it a few times.More Rita Rudner quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Men forget everything; women remember everything. That's why men need instant replay in sports. They've already forgotten what's happened.More Rita Rudner quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Men don't get cellulite. God might just be a man.More Rita Rudner quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
If you're dating a man who you think might be "Mr. Right," if he a) got older, b) got a new job, or c) visited a psychiatrist, you are in for a nasty surprise. The cocoon-to-butterfly theory only works on cocoons and butterflies.More Rita Rudner quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Human nature is largely something that has to be overcome.More Rita Rudner quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]

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