Rita Rudner

Rita Rudner

My husband is so confident that when he watches sports on television, he thinks that if he concentrates he can help his team. If the team is in trouble, he coaches the players from our living room, and if they're really in trouble, I have to get off the phone in case they call him.More Rita Rudner quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
The logic was, there weren't too many female comedians, so I thought I might as well try a field that had fewer competitors than the field I was in, which was acting, singing and dancing.More Rita Rudner quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Men are brave enough to go to war, but they are not brave enough to get a bikini wax.More Rita Rudner quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
All men would still really like to own a train set.More Rita Rudner quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Men accept compliments much better than women do. Example: "Mitch, you look great." Mitch: "Thanks." On the other side: "Ruth, you look great." Ruth: "I do? Must be the lighting."More Rita Rudner quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]

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