Rita Rudner

Rita Rudner

Marriages don't last. When I meet a guy, the first question I ask myself is: is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?More Rita Rudner quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
My mother was the worst cook ever. In school, when we traded lunches, I had to throw in an article of clothing.More Rita Rudner quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
We live in Los Angeles, where you are expected to move every two to four years, so people can see how well your career is going.More Rita Rudner quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
My husband gave me a necklace. It's fake. I requested fake. Maybe I'm paranoid, but in this day and age, I don't want something around my neck that's worth more than my head.More Rita Rudner quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Only men who have worn a ski suit understand how complicated it is for a woman to go to the bathroom when she's wearing a jumpsuit.More Rita Rudner quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]

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