Rita Rudner

Rita Rudner

Los Angeles is a very transient town. It's the only place I know where you can actually rent a dog.More Rita Rudner quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
... life is broken down into these stages: you're born and you don't know how anything works; gradually you find out how everything works; technology evolves and slowly there are a few things you can't work; at the end, you don't know how anything works.More Rita Rudner quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
It takes six months to get into shape and two weeks to get out of shape. Once you know this you can stop being angry about other things in life and only be angry about this.More Rita Rudner quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I jogged for three miles once. It was the worst three hours of my life.More Rita Rudner quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
You know the oxygen masks on airplanes? I don't think there's really any oxygen. I think they're just to muffle the screams.More Rita Rudner quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]

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