Rita Rudner

Rita Rudner

My mother is such a lousy cook that Thanksgiving at her house is a time of sorrow.More Rita Rudner quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Men will now get up and walk with the baby in the middle of the night, change its diapers, and give it a bottle, but in their heart of hearts they still think they shouldn't have to.More Rita Rudner quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
A saleslady holds up an ugly dress and says, 'This looks much better on.' On what? On fire?More Rita Rudner quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Men don't feel the urge to get married as quickly as women do because their clothes all button and zip in the front. Women's dresses usually button and zip in the back. We need men emotionally and sexually, but we also need men to help us get dressed.More Rita Rudner quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Never play peek-a-boo with a child on a long plane trip. There's no end to the game. Finally I grabbed him by the bib and said, "Look, it's always gonna be me!"More Rita Rudner quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]

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