Rita Rudner

Rita Rudner

Men do cry, but only when assembling furniture.More Rita Rudner quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
After you've dated someone it should be legal to stamp them with what's wrong with them so the next person doesn't have to start from scratch.More Rita Rudner quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Cats are a waste of fur.More Rita Rudner quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Men own basketball teams. Every year cheerleaders' outfits get tighter and briefer, and players' shorts get baggier and longer.More Rita Rudner quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I love to shop after a bad relationship. I don't know. I buy a new outfit and it makes me feel better. It just does. Sometimes I see a really great outfit, I'll break up with someone on purpose.More Rita Rudner quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]

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