Rita Rudner

Rita Rudner

I'm going to start water skiing someday...as soon as I can separate it from being dragged by a boat.More Rita Rudner quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
To attract men I wear a perfume called "new car interior.".More Rita Rudner quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Men accept compliments much better than women do. Example: "Mitch, you look great." Mitch: "Thanks." On the other side: "Ruth, you look great." Ruth: "I do? Must be the lighting."More Rita Rudner quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn't want him to.More Rita Rudner quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Yes, I've now got this nice little apartment in New York, one of those L-shaped ones. Unfortunately, it's a lower case l.More Rita Rudner quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]

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