Rita Rudner

Rita Rudner

Men who tell you they read the Ann Summers catalogue for the articles are lyingMore Rita Rudner quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I worry about Las Vegas schools. I hear in math, they only teach them to count to 21.More Rita Rudner quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
... life is broken down into these stages: you're born and you don't know how anything works; gradually you find out how everything works; technology evolves and slowly there are a few things you can't work; at the end, you don't know how anything works.More Rita Rudner quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet - so we bought a dog. Well, it's cheaper, and you get more feet.More Rita Rudner quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Never play peek-a-boo with a child on a long plane trip. There's no end to the game. Finally I grabbed him by the bib and said, "Look, it's always gonna be me!"More Rita Rudner quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]

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