Rita Rudner

Rita Rudner

All men look at Dr. Ruth and wonder how she has gained all that sexual experience.More Rita Rudner quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Good weather all the week, but come the weekend the weather stinks. When the weather is too hot they complain, too cold they complain, and when it's just right, they're watching TV.More Rita Rudner quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Most of the men sitting in first class on an airplane have really boring jobs.More Rita Rudner quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I suffer from peroxide phobia. Every time I've gotten near a blond woman, something of mine has disappeared. Jobs, boyfriends... one time an angora sweater leaped right off my body.More Rita Rudner quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
How can I have morning sickness when I don't get up till noon?More Rita Rudner quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]

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