Rita Rudner

Rita Rudner

Men who listen to classical music tend not to spit.More Rita Rudner quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
My father watched football with the sound off because he lived in fear of hearing the voice of Howard Cosell.More Rita Rudner quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives.More Rita Rudner quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.More Rita Rudner quotes [03/12/2018 02:03:32]
Men forget everything; women remember everything. That's why men need instant replay in sports. They've already forgotten what's happened.More Rita Rudner quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]

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