Rita Rudner

Rita Rudner

I love to shop after a bad relationship. I don't know. I buy a new outfit and it makes me feel better. It just does. Sometimes I see a really great outfit, I'll break up with someone on purpose.More Rita Rudner quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I love to shop after a bad relationship. I don't know. I buy a new outfit and it makes me feel better. It just does. Sometimes I see a really great outfit, I'll break up with someone on purpose.More Rita Rudner quotes [03/12/2018 02:03:32]
I'll never understand why people go to movie theaters to have conversations. Going to the movies to talk is like going to a restaurant to cook. The idea is that you have paid your money to have someone do something better than you can do it yourself.More Rita Rudner quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Commitment is different in males and females. In females it is a desire to get married and raise a family. In males it means not picking up other women while out with one's girlfriend.More Rita Rudner quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Most of the men sitting in first class on an airplane have really boring jobs.More Rita Rudner quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]

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