George Burns

George Burns

I use the cigar for timing purposes. If I tell a joke, I smoke as long as they laugh and when they stop laughing I take the cigar out of my mouth and start my next joke.More George Burns quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I don't worry about getting old. I'm old already. Only young people worry about getting old.More George Burns quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Age to me means nothing. I can't get old; I'm working. I was old when I was twenty-one and out of work. As long as you're working, you stay young. When I'm in front of an audience, all that love and vitality sweeps over me and I forget my age.More George Burns quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
If you live to the age of a hundred, you have it made because very very few people die past the age of a hundred.More George Burns quotes [03/12/2018 02:03:32]
I smoke cigars because at my age if I don't have something to hang on to I might fall down.More George Burns quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]

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