George Burns

George Burns

First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down.More George Burns quotes [07/10/2011 03:07:06]
Acting is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you've got it made.More George Burns quotes [07/10/2011 03:07:30]
And God said 'Let there be Satan, so people don't blame everything on me. And let there be lawyers, so people don't blame everything on Satan.'More George Burns quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.More George Burns quotes [07/10/2011 03:07:42]
I worried about playing God (in the movie Oh God). We're about the same age, but we grew up in different neighborhoods.More George Burns quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]

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