George Burns

George Burns

My major contribution to the format was to suggest that I be able to step out of the plot and speak directly to the audience, and then be able to go right back into the action. That was an original idea of mine; I know it was because I originally stole it from Thornton Wilder's play Our Town.More George Burns quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Happiness is a dry martini and a good woman ... or a bad woman.More George Burns quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
There are two kinds of cruises - pleasure and with children.More George Burns quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.More George Burns quotes [07/10/2011 03:07:42]
None of us kids had a middle name. We were lucky we had any name at all. By the time my mother got around to naming one, there was another on the way.More George Burns quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]

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Ayn Rand "Mediocrity" doesn't mean average intelligence, it means an average intelligence that resents and envies its betters [03/29/2018 05:03:36] More


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Thomas Jefferson It is a principle that the right to a thing gives a right to the means without which it could not be used, that is to say, that the means follow their end. [03/29/2018 05:03:36] More


Vladimir Lenin The war is relentless: it puts the alternative in a ruthless relief. [03/29/2018 05:03:36] More


Austin Osman Spare Anyone is capable of anything (will plus belief is ability) if they themselves create the opportune moment and incentive. Heaven gives no genius to disbelievers and no vengeance worse than the body denied. [03/29/2018 05:03:36] More