George Burns

George Burns

I don't care what you do for a living. If you love it, you are a success.More George Burns quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Sex after 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope. Even putting my cigar in its holder is a thrill.More George Burns quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I use the cigar for timing purposes. If I tell a joke, I smoke as long as they laugh and when they stop laughing I take the cigar out of my mouth and start my next joke.More George Burns quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.More George Burns quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
How can I die? I'm booked.More George Burns quotes [07/10/2011 03:07:34]

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