Emo Philips

Emo Philips

American entertainer and comedian born in the Chicago suburb of Downers Grove.
Probably the worst time in a person's life is when they have to kill a family member because they are the devil. But otherwise it's been a pretty good day.More Emo Philips quotes [10/12/2011 03:10:54]
My sister married a German. He complained he couldn't get a good
bagel back home. I said: 'Well, whose fault is that?'More Emo Philips quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Everyone, everywhere, and all the time, used to laugh at me when I was growing up. So, when I was around 18, I thought, 'I'll become a comedian, and then if everyone laughs at me, I'll be famous.' So I went on stage one night and, for the first time in my life, everyone stopped laughing at me.More Emo Philips quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
They call me Good Time Emo. Because I love a good time! And my name is Emo.More Emo Philips quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Always remember the last words of my grandfather, who said: 'A truck!'More Emo Philips quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]

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