Emo Philips

Emo Philips

American entertainer and comedian born in the Chicago suburb of Downers Grove.
I go from stool to stool in singles bars hoping to get lucky, but there's never any gum under any of them.More Emo Philips quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Lord please break the laws of the universe for my convenience. Amen.More Emo Philips quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Whatever happened to the good ole days, when children worked in factories?More Emo Philips quotes [10/12/2011 03:10:38]
Interviewers always used to ask me about my pageboy haircut, and it drove me nuts: it almost made me suspect that there was something strange about it. So I cut off my pageboy...More Emo Philips quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
A Mormon told me that they don't drink coffee. I said, "A cup of coffee every day gives you wonderful benefits." He said, "Like what?" I said, "Well, it keeps you from being Mormon ..."More Emo Philips quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]

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