Emo Philips

Emo Philips

American entertainer and comedian born in the Chicago suburb of Downers Grove.
My girlfriend said, Just buy me something crazy and expensive, something I don't even need! So, I signed her up for radiation treatment.More Emo Philips quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
My computer beat me at checkers, but I sure beat it at kickboxing.More Emo Philips quotes [10/12/2011 03:10:08]
My parents were very protective. I couldn't even cross the street without them getting all excited, and placing bets.More Emo Philips quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Whatever happened to the good ole days, when children worked in factories?More Emo Philips quotes [10/12/2011 03:10:38]
People always ask me, 'Where were you when Kennedy was shot?' Well, I don't have an alibi.More Emo Philips quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]

Quotes of the month

Eugeny Antonuk From the side you can see where to look for tips and help. Having lost their way, they come out of the forest to the road, and do not look for a road in the forest. The road contrasts with the monotony of the forest. [05/05/2019 01:05:32] More

Eugeny Antonuk "He was not understood by his contemporaries" - this is the common fate of geniuses who have everything in order with meaning. [05/06/2019 02:05:10] More

Eugene Ryabyi The fiercest passions are always hidden behind the mask of indifference. [05/04/2019 07:05:15] More

Eugene Ryabyi The more secrets man has - the more unpleasant surprises he can present. [05/06/2019 04:05:36] More

Eugeny Antonuk A potential dead man is convinced that he has seen. [05/05/2019 06:05:35] More