Emo Philips

Emo Philips

American entertainer and comedian born in the Chicago suburb of Downers Grove.
My mother was like a sister to me, only we didn't have sex quite so often.More Emo Philips quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
People always ask me, 'Where were you when Kennedy was shot?' Well, I don't have an alibi.More Emo Philips quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Anger punishes the bearer's heart. Who remains angry suffers most. For many, the search for perfection virtually guarantees it will be found, and disregarded in order to continue the search. Some mornings it just doesn't seem worth it to gnaw through the leather straps.More Emo Philips quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Probably the worst time in a person's life is when they have to kill a family member because they are the devil. But otherwise it's been a pretty good day.More Emo Philips quotes [10/12/2011 03:10:54]
I lent a friend of mine $10,000 for plastic surgery and now I don't know what he looks like.More Emo Philips quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]

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