Emo Philips

Emo Philips

American entertainer and comedian born in the Chicago suburb of Downers Grove.
When I was a kid my parents used to tell me, "Emo, don't go near the cellar door!" One day when they were away, I went up to the cellar door. And I pushed it and walked through and saw strange, wonderful things, things I had never seen before, like... trees. Grass. Flowers. The sun... that was nice... the sun..More Emo Philips quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I've always had a special place in my heart for old women digging through garbage bins. They saved my life so many times as a baby.More Emo Philips quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I've learned that you can't make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they'll panic and give in.More Emo Philips quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Actually, my cd was released in 1985, in return for two German missionaries and a Dutch urologist.More Emo Philips quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I don't know if I have sexual magnetism or animal magnetism, though sometimes I'll find a squirrel stuck to my forehead.More Emo Philips quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]

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