Emo Philips

Emo Philips

American entertainer and comedian born in the Chicago suburb of Downers Grove.
My sister gained 80 pounds expecting her baby. Well, you get nervous, waiting for those adoption papers to clear.More Emo Philips quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
In our school you were searched for guns and knifes on the way in and if you didn't have any, they gave you some.More Emo Philips quotes [10/12/2011 03:10:51]
I think my ex-girlfriend has weekly lessons with the devil on how to be more evil. I don't know what she charges him.More Emo Philips quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
New York's such a wonderful city. Although I was at the library today. The guy was very rude. I said, "I'd like a card." He says, "You have to prove you're a citizen of New York." So I stabbed him.More Emo Philips quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Always remember the last words of my grandfather, who said: 'A truck!'More Emo Philips quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]

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