Emo Philips

Emo Philips

American entertainer and comedian born in the Chicago suburb of Downers Grove.
I don't really hang out with people. I like to be by myself. In fact, I've been arrested a few times because I like to walk around at two or three in the morning, looking at shop windows. The cops take me to the station and fingerprint me. But I wouldn't call that hanging out.More Emo Philips quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I was sleeping the other night, alone, thanks to the exterminator.More Emo Philips quotes [10/12/2011 03:10:01]
Some mornings, it's just not worth chewing through the leather straps.More Emo Philips quotes [10/12/2011 03:10:11]
Interviewers always used to ask me about my pageboy haircut, and it drove me nuts: it almost made me suspect that there was something strange about it. So I cut off my pageboy...More Emo Philips quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I never cheated on my wife. I took seriously those vows of celibacy.More Emo Philips quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]

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