Emo Philips

Emo Philips

American entertainer and comedian born in the Chicago suburb of Downers Grove.
I'm not a fatalist; even if I were, what could I do about it?More Emo Philips quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.More Emo Philips quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I don't have to tell you folks about scuba diving. So, that'll save some time.More Emo Philips quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I was with this girl the other night and from the way she was responding to my skillful caresses, you would have sworn that she was conscious from the top of her head to the tag on her toes.More Emo Philips quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I was at the Wal-Mart, which is where I think everybody goes eventually. If they die without Christ.More Emo Philips quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]

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