Emo Philips

Emo Philips

American entertainer and comedian born in the Chicago suburb of Downers Grove.
I had a very close relationship with another kid when I was growing up. I was his imaginary friend.More Emo Philips quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
There's a joke in everything, the trick is finding it. The best compliment a joke can get is what Huxley said about Darwin's theory of evolution - 'Why didn't I think of that?'More Emo Philips quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I used to get drunk every night until I puked. Finally I admitted, "I am a bulemic".More Emo Philips quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I think the whole concept of monotheism is a gift from the gods.More Emo Philips quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
England is better only because I stand out there as 'unusual'.More Emo Philips quotes [10/12/2011 03:10:47]

Quotes of the month

Jennifer Lawrence Teenagers only have to focus on themselves - its not until we get older that we realize that other people exist. [03/29/2018 05:03:36] More


Dennis Hopper To make a documentary is one thing, to make a feature film is quite another. [03/29/2018 05:03:36] More


Sidney Sheldon The foolish think the Eagle weak, and easy to bring to heel. The Eagle's wings are silken, but its claws are made of steel. [03/29/2018 05:03:36] More


Daniel H. Pink We have in our head something called story grammar. We see the world as a series of episodes rather than logical propositions... In our serious society, storytelling is seen as being soft. But people process the world through story. [03/29/2018 05:03:36] More


Brigitte Bardot Women get more unhappy the more they try to liberate themselves. [03/29/2018 05:03:36] More