Emo Philips

Emo Philips

American entertainer and comedian born in the Chicago suburb of Downers Grove.
Every night my wife used to give me a foot massage. And my face would smell weird afterwards, but...More Emo Philips quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Charlie Chaplin is the greatest artist of the 20th century. He takes me from laughter to tears in seconds. And he was one of the very first funny men. It's like the original violins were made in Cremona and there's never been any better since. Sometimes the best come right off the bat.More Emo Philips quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I was at a bar nursing a beer. My nipple was getting quite soggy.More Emo Philips quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Coming up with a funny joke is like falling in love: It can hit you any time, anywhere. Having said that, the more you put yourself out there, the better your odds will be.More Emo Philips quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I never cheated on my wife. I took seriously those vows of celibacy.More Emo Philips quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]

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