Emo Philips

Emo Philips

American entertainer and comedian born in the Chicago suburb of Downers Grove.
Women: You can't live with them, and you can't get them to dress up in a skimpy little Nazi costume and beat you with a warm squash or something.More Emo Philips quotes [10/12/2011 03:10:05]
I read that nine out of 10 women fantasize about having an unknown man leap through their bedroom window at night and make mad, passionate love to them. Who would think with those odds, I would now be facing 150 hours of community service.More Emo Philips quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
The question is absurd: when you ask, 'If God is both all good and all powerful, why then does He allow suffering?', what you are really asking is, 'If God is both all good and all powerful, why then can He not make me (the questioner) - who is just as much a part of a universe in which there is suffering as is any other part - be at the same time the exact same questioner, but one who is now part and parcel of a universe in which there is no suffering?' Which, reduced down, is the same thing as asking, 'Why can there More Emo Philips quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I once had a large gay following, but I ducked into an alleyway and lost him.More Emo Philips quotes [10/12/2011 03:10:20]
Not everybody hates me. Only the people who've met me.More Emo Philips quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]

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