Emo Philips

Emo Philips

American entertainer and comedian born in the Chicago suburb of Downers Grove.
My dad always said, If someone hands you a lemon, make lemonade. Plus that also works wonderfully as a metaphor.More Emo Philips quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
He taught me never to smile, which helps me when I visit disaster sites.More Emo Philips quotes [10/12/2011 03:10:56]
I was in a bar the other night, hopping from barstool to barstool, trying to get lucky, but there wasn't any gum under any of them.More Emo Philips quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I'm very religious, you know. Now, OK, if by 'religious', you mean that I go to church every Sunday, read the bible faithfully, and I listen to Debbie Boone, umm, I'm not religious in that sense... But if by 'religious' you mean that I love others and try to help them whenever possible... Again, no. But if by 'religious' you mean that I like to eat coleslaw... Yeah, OK, OK!More Emo Philips quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
The nicest present I ever got was an exploding suppository.More Emo Philips quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]

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