Johnny Carson

Johnny Carson

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Like their parents, kids flock to see James Bond and Derek Flint movies - outrageously antiheroic heroes who break all the taboos, making attractive the very things the kids are told they shouldn't do themselves.More Johnny Carson quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I get sick of that old rationalization, "We're staying together because of the children." Kids couldn't be more miserable living with parents who can't stand each other. They're far better off if there's an honest, clean divorce.More Johnny Carson quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
It was so hot today I saw a robin dipping his worm in Nestea.It was so hot today I saw a pigeon walking in the shadow of Orson Welles.It was so hot today that Burger King was singing, "if you want it your way, cook it yourself.More Johnny Carson quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Find me any performer anywhere who isn't egocentric. You'd better believe you're good, or you've got no business being out there.More Johnny Carson quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Ronald Reagan just signed the new tax law. But I think he was in Hollywood too long. He signed it, 'Best wishes, Ronald Reagan.'More Johnny Carson quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]

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