Johnny Carson

Johnny Carson

Senior night show
There was this billy goat at a movie studio who found and ate a can of film. When a nanny asked him how he liked it, he said, "It was all right but I liked the book better."More Johnny Carson quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Believe me, you don't walk away from the kind of money you make with a daily television show. You might get awful tired of it sometimes, but take a second look at the check and you get less tired right away.More Johnny Carson quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I demand my right to a private life, just as I respect that right for everybody else.More Johnny Carson quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
We resort, frankly, to pies, which is a comedy staple that's gone back, I guess, to since the first pie was ever baked.More Johnny Carson quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
That would have been a great ticket, Reagan and Ford - an actor and a stuntman.More Johnny Carson quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]

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