Johnny Carson

Johnny Carson

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Some sad news from Australia... the inventor of the boomerang grenade died today.More Johnny Carson quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
The vast majority of us don't want to face the fact that we're in the middle of a sweeping social revolution. In sex. In spiritual values. In opposition to wars no one wants. In opposition to government big-brotherhood. In civil rights. In basic human goals. They're all facets of a general upheaval.More Johnny Carson quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I have no use for eight houses, 88 cars and 500 suits. I can't eat but one steak at a time. I don't want but one woman. It's silly to have as one's sole object in life just making money, accumulating wealth.More Johnny Carson quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
The best way to thaw a frozen turkey? Blow in it's ear.More Johnny Carson quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I was so naive as a kid I used to sneak behind the barn and do nothing.More Johnny Carson quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]

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