Johnny Carson

Johnny Carson

Senior night show
If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead.More Johnny Carson quotes [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
I know you've been married to the same woman for 69 years. That is marvelous. It must be very inexpensive.More Johnny Carson quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Your chances of getting hit by lighting go up if you stand under a tree, shake your fist at the sky, and say "Storms suck!!More Johnny Carson quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
A two-pound turkey and a fifty-pound cranberry-that's Thanksgiving dinner at Three Mile Island.More Johnny Carson quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
What's all this fuss about plutonium? How can something named after a Disney character be dangerous?More Johnny Carson quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]

Quotes of the month

Rosabeth Kanter The more closed the circle, the more difficult it is for 'outsiders' to break in. Their very difficulty in entering may be taken as a sign of incompetence, a sign that the insiders were right to close their ranks. [03/29/2018 05:03:36] More

Joan Jett In pop music, you say, 'You can do what you want to me.' Rock 'n' roll says, 'I'm gonna do what I want to you.' [03/29/2018 05:03:36] More

Lisa Kudrow I just want to start writing, whether or not any of it is useable or marketable. [03/29/2018 05:03:36] More

Andrew Scott The kind of actors I admire move through different characters and genres. [03/29/2018 05:03:36] More

Alexander Hamilton If the Constitution is adopted (and it was) the Union will be in fact and in theory an association of States or a Confederacy. [03/29/2018 05:03:36] More