Johnny Carson

Johnny Carson

Senior night show
If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners.More Johnny Carson quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
There's only one critic whose opinion I really value, in the final analysis: Johnny Carson. I have never needed any entourage standing around bolstering my ego. I'm secure. I know exactly who and what I am. I don't need to be told. I make no apologies for being the way I am.More Johnny Carson quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I heard from my cat's lawyer today; my cat wants $12,000 a week for Tender Vittles.More Johnny Carson quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Nancy Reagan fell down and broke her hair.More Johnny Carson quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
When a comic becomes enamored with his own views and foists them off on the public in a polemic way, he loses not only his sense of humor but his value as a humorist.More Johnny Carson quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]

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