Johnny Carson

Johnny Carson

Senior night show
I'm not one of those who spring up yelling, "Yippee! Another day!" I'll grumble and sulk around a couple of hours, reading newspapers and trying to pick out an idea I might do something with on the show. But I don't really start functioning until noon or later; then about two I go to the studio and the pace begins to quicken.More Johnny Carson quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I couldn't care less what anybody says about me. I live my life, especially my personal life, strictly for myself.... Whatever you do, you're going to be criticized. I feel the one sensible thing you can do is try to live in a way that pleases you.More Johnny Carson quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Some sad news from Australia... the inventor of the boomerang grenade died today.More Johnny Carson quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead.More Johnny Carson quotes [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
Nancy Reagan fell down and broke her hair.More Johnny Carson quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]

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