Johnny Carson

Johnny Carson

Senior night show
They say atomic rad-i-ation can hurt your reproductive organs. My answer is, so can a hockey stick. But we don't stop building them.More Johnny Carson quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I'm an entertainer, not a commentator. If you're a comedian your job is to make people laugh.More Johnny Carson quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I know you've been married to the same woman for 69 years. That is marvelous. It must be very inexpensive.More Johnny Carson quotes [09/19/2011 10:09:59]
I was so naive as a kid I used to sneak behind the barn and do nothing.More Johnny Carson quotes [09/19/2011 10:09:08]
I have no use for eight houses, 88 cars and 500 suits. I can't eat but one steak at a time. I don't want but one woman. It's silly to have as one's sole object in life just making money, accumulating wealth.More Johnny Carson quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]

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