Robert Orben

Robert Orben

is best known as an American professional comedy writer, though he also worked as a speechwriter for Gerald R. Ford and as a magician
Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian.More Robert Orben quotes [10/12/2011 12:10:00]
I had a terrible fight with my wife on New Year's Eve. She called me a procrastinator. So I finished addressing the Christmas cards and left.More Robert Orben quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Planned obsolescence is not really a new concept. God used it with people.More Robert Orben quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Lincoln was known to have walked miles to borrow books, to get the most rudimentary form of education. So what do we do on his birthday? We close the schools!More Robert Orben quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Happiness is a very small desk and a very big wastebasket.More Robert Orben quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]

Quotes of the month

Walt Whitman Of all mankind the great poet is the equable man. Not in him but off from him things are grotesque or eccentric or fail of their sanity. [03/29/2018 05:03:36] More


Will Ferrell Enjoy the little fun things - like taking your kids to school - before they're all grown up. [03/29/2018 05:03:36] More


Max Brooks Of all the weapons discussed in this book, nothing is more important than your primary firearm. Keep it cleaned, keep it oiled, keep it loaded, keep it close. With a cool head, steady hand, and plenty of ammunition, one human is more than a match for an army of zombies. [03/29/2018 05:03:36] More


Bob Dole I don't know how many people run for vice president and president and lose both. [03/29/2018 05:03:36] More


Jesse Livermore It takes a man a long time to learn all the lessons of all his mistakes. [03/29/2018 05:03:36] More