Robert Orben

Robert Orben

is best known as an American professional comedy writer, though he also worked as a speechwriter for Gerald R. Ford and as a magician
Inflation is the crabgrass in your savings.More Robert Orben quotes [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
Don't think of it as failure. Think of it as time-released success.More Robert Orben quotes [10/12/2011 12:10:44]
A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that 'individuality' is the key to success.More Robert Orben quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
A toast to the weapons of war, may they rust in peace.More Robert Orben quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lungs there'd be no place to put it all.More Robert Orben quotes [10/12/2011 12:10:27]

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