Robert Orben

Robert Orben

is best known as an American professional comedy writer, though he also worked as a speechwriter for Gerald R. Ford and as a magician
In prehistoric times, mankind often had only two choices in crisis situations: fight or flee. In modern times, humor offers us a third alternative; fight, flee - or laugh.More Robert Orben quotes [10/12/2011 12:10:08]
Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian.More Robert Orben quotes [10/12/2011 12:10:00]
Inflation is bringing us true democracy. For the first time in history, luxuries and necessities are selling at the same price.More Robert Orben quotes [10/12/2011 12:10:18]
If you can get someone to laugh with you, they will be more willing to identify with you, listen to you. It parts the waters.More Robert Orben quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Humor is the most honest of emotions. Applause for a speech can be insincere, but with humor, if the audience doesn't like it there's no faking it.More Robert Orben quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]

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