Robert Orben

Robert Orben

is best known as an American professional comedy writer, though he also worked as a speechwriter for Gerald R. Ford and as a magician
I love to watch those old movies on late-night television, particularly when a couple get up from a champagne dinner in a posh restaurant and the hero hands the waiter $3. But the best part is when he says, "Keep the change."More Robert Orben quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Never raise your hand to your children - it leaves your midsection unprotected.More Robert Orben quotes [10/12/2011 12:10:10]
Humor is the most honest of emotions. Applause for a speech can be insincere, but with humor, if the audience doesn't like it there's no faking it.More Robert Orben quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Time flies. It's up to you to be the navigator.More Robert Orben quotes [10/12/2011 12:10:19]
Time flies. It's up to you to be the navigator.More Robert Orben quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]

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