Robert Orben

Robert Orben

is best known as an American professional comedy writer, though he also worked as a speechwriter for Gerald R. Ford and as a magician
President Ford used humor a great deal.More Robert Orben quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I love to watch those old movies on late-night television, particularly when a couple get up from a champagne dinner in a posh restaurant and the hero hands the waiter $3. But the best part is when he says, "Keep the change."More Robert Orben quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Love is so confusing - you tell a girl she looks great and what's the first thing you do? Turn out the lights!More Robert Orben quotes [10/12/2011 12:10:42]
THe world now has so many problems that if Moses had come down from Mount Sinai today, the two tablets he'd carry would be aspirin.More Robert Orben quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Washington is a place where politicians don't know which way is up and taxes don't know which way is down.More Robert Orben quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]

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