Robert Orben

Robert Orben

is best known as an American professional comedy writer, though he also worked as a speechwriter for Gerald R. Ford and as a magician
Sometimes I get the feeling the whole world is against me, but deep down I know that's not true. Some of the smaller countries are neutral.More Robert Orben quotes [10/12/2011 12:10:57]
Every speaker has a mouth; An arrangement rather neat. Sometimes it's filled with wisdom. Sometimes it's filled with feet.More Robert Orben quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Never raise your hand to your children - it leaves your midsection unprotected.More Robert Orben quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Life was a lot simpler when what we honored was father and mother rather than all major credit cards.More Robert Orben quotes [10/12/2011 12:10:35]
My wife never lies about her age. She just tells everyone she's as old as I am. Then she lies about my age.More Robert Orben quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]

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