Robert Orben

Robert Orben

is best known as an American professional comedy writer, though he also worked as a speechwriter for Gerald R. Ford and as a magician
The true test of humility is whether you can say grace before eating crow.More Robert Orben quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Have you noticed when you go on a diet, the first thing you lose is your temper.More Robert Orben quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I understand the big food companies are developing a tearless onion. I think they can do it - after all, they've already given us tasteless bread.More Robert Orben quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Inflation is the crabgrass in your savings.More Robert Orben quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
These detective series on TV always end at precisely the right moment-after the criminal is arrested and before the court turns him loose.More Robert Orben quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]

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