Robert Orben

Robert Orben

is best known as an American professional comedy writer, though he also worked as a speechwriter for Gerald R. Ford and as a magician
Have you noticed when you go on a diet, the first thing you lose is your temper.More Robert Orben quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
There are only two kinds of people in this world. The realists and the dreamers. The realists know where they are going and the dreamers have already been there.More Robert Orben quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Quit worrying about your health. It will go away.More Robert Orben quotes [10/12/2011 12:10:49]
Do you ever get the feeling that the only reason we have elections is to find out if the polls were right?More Robert Orben quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
All that means is that something devastating can happen to you today or to your family & all you can do is cry about it or panic or just be grief-stricken about it; but a year or two from now or maybe ten years from now, or maybe two months or two days, you might be able to see the humor in that problem.More Robert Orben quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]

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