Ogden Nash

Ogden Nash

There once was an umpire whose vision Was cause for abuse and derision He remarked in surprise, 'Why pick on my eyes? It's my heart that dictates my decision.'More Ogden Nash quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Some debts are fun when you are acquiring them, but none are fun when you set about retiring them.More Ogden Nash quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
He is not drunk, who from the floor, can rise and stand and shout for moreMore Ogden Nash quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold.More Ogden Nash quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
They take the paper and they read the headlines, So they've heard of unemployment and they've heard of breadlines, And they philanthropically cure them all By getting up a costume charity ball.More Ogden Nash quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]

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Jodi Picoult Lie to yourself until it's true. [03/29/2018 05:03:36] More


Mother Teresa The greatest destroyer of peace is abortion because if a mother can kill her own child what is left for me to kill you and you to kill me? There is nothing between. [03/29/2018 05:03:36] More


Arthur Koestler Death tripped down the corridor, changing step, struck out here and there, danced pirouettes; often I felt his breath on my face when he was miles away; often I fell asleep and dreamed while he stood leaning over my bed. [03/29/2018 05:03:36] More


Samuel Butler The history of the world is the record of the weakness, frailty and death of public opinion. [03/29/2018 05:03:36] More


Eric Bell The mistakes and unresolved difficulties of the past in mathematics have always been the opportunities of its future. [03/29/2018 05:03:36] More