Vladimir Lenin

Vladimir Lenin

leader of the proletariat
But democracy is by no means a limit one may not overstep; it is only one of the stages in the course of development from feudalism to capitalism, and from capitalism to Communism.More Vladimir Lenin quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Soviet power is a new type of state in which there is no bureacracy, no police, no standing army.More Vladimir Lenin quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
A democracy is a state which recognizes the subjection of the minority to the majority, that is, an organization for the systematic use of violence by one class against the other, by one part of the population against another.More Vladimir Lenin quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Pacifism, the preaching of peace in the abstract, is one of the means of duping the working class.More Vladimir Lenin quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Medicine is the keystone of the arch of socialism.More Vladimir Lenin quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Vladimir Lenin dabMore Jokes about Vladimir Lenin [01/02/2018 12:01:02]
He thought he had done a lot of good for the oppressed, so he deserved retirement in Paradise. He knocked on Heaven's door: "Knock, knock!" God shouted from his cosmically gigantic and perfectly spherical office: "Who's there?" "Vladimir Ilyich Lenin." "Okay, okay! The last one in be sure to close the door. It's kind of cold in here..." God studied carefully Lenin's dossier and decided to send him to the most suitable place: Hell.

A short time passed after Lenin's resettlement to Hell. Satan stormed into God's office one day. "Almighty, pray hear my complaint! Hell is no longer functional. Lenin and his party nationalized the boilers, the furnaces... the whole of Hell. Sinners and devils spend time in interminable Party meetings. In whatever time is left, they all gather in a huge choir. Women are always in front, men in the back rows. Everything must be absolutely politically correct. They rehearse The Internationale and other revolutionary songs, every day and every night. The electricity bill alone, Almighty God, will bankrupt You. Right now, Your Law is not observed: Nobody suffers, nobody is tortured. Pray, Almighty God, take Lenin back to Paradise!"

Lenin was sent back to Paradise.

A short time passed after Lenin's transfer to Paradise. Satan stormed into God's office one day. "God Almighty, pray hear my complaint! Hell is no longer functional. The sinners and devils want Lenin back. The sinners and devils together declared a general strike. They threaten to have a Revolution. Pray, God, deport Lenin to Hell!"
"Listen up, Comrade Satan! First of all, God does not exist..."More Jokes about Vladimir Lenin [01/02/2018 12:01:02]

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