Whenever the cause of the people is entrusted to professors, it is lost.More Vladimir Lenin quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Behind the October Revolution there are more influential personalities than the thinkers and executors of Marxism.More Vladimir Lenin quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
You all know that even when women have full rights, they still remain fatally downtrodden because all housework is left to them. In most cases housework is the most unproductive, the most barbarous and the most arduous work a woman can do. It is exceptionally petty and does not include anything that would in any way promote the development of the woman.More Vladimir Lenin quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Attention, must be devoted principally to raising the workers to the level of revolutionaries; it is not our task to descend to the level of the 'working masses'.More Vladimir Lenin quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
In the early 1970's Brezhnev announces to the Politburo that he is making a state visit to Poland, and that in honor of the trip he wishes to bring the Polish people a momentous gift. It is decided that Brezhnev should bring a large painting entitled "Lenin In Poland." After all, what could be a more meaningful expression of Soviet-Polish solidarity than a portrait of Lenin, the god of Soviet communism, visiting Poland? Unfortunately, Lenin never visited Poland, and the "great masters" of the Artist's Union, their minds constricted by socialist realism, can come up with no ideas how to depict Lenin in Poland.
Time is running short, and the Soviet leadership is growing desparate. Finally it is decided to approach Rabinowitz, a dissedent artist. "We know you have voiced many complaints against your country," a visiting KGB delegation tells him. "But if you perform this service for the motherland, we promise you a large apartment and a lot of work."
Rabinowitz agrees to make the painting of Lenin in Poland. Three weeks later, the day before the trip, Brezhnev leads a delegation of Politburo members into a conference room. There stands Rabinowitz in front of a large canvas covered by a drop-cloth. "Let us see the painting," Brezhnev orders.
Rabinowitz removes the drop-cloth, and everybody in the room gasps.. The painting shows a man in bed with a woman.
"Who is that man?" someone shouts at Rabinowitz.
"And who is the woman?" another Politburo member yells out.
"Krupskaya, Lenin's wife."
"And where is Lenin?" Brezhnev thunders
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