Vladimir Lenin

Vladimir Lenin

leader of the proletariat
How can you make a revolution without executions?More Vladimir Lenin quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
We want to achieve a new and better order of society: in this new and better society there must be neither rich nor poor; all will have to work. Not a handful of rich people, but all the working people must enjoy the fruits of their common labour. Machines and other improvements must serve to ease the work of all and not to enable a few to grow rich at the expense of millions and tens of millions of people. This new and better society is called socialist society.More Vladimir Lenin quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Atheism is a natural and inseparable part of Marxism, of the theory and practice of scientific socialism. Our program necessarily includes the propaganda of atheism.More Vladimir Lenin quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
A party is the vanguard of a class, and its duty is to lead the masses and not merely to reflect the average political level of the masses.More Vladimir Lenin quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
We need the real, nation-wide terror which reinvigorates the country and through which the Great French Revolution achieved glory.More Vladimir Lenin quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
In the early 1970's Brezhnev announces to the Politburo that he is making a state visit to Poland, and that in honor of the trip he wishes to bring the Polish people a momentous gift. It is decided that Brezhnev should bring a large painting entitled "Lenin In Poland." After all, what could be a more meaningful expression of Soviet-Polish solidarity than a portrait of Lenin, the god of Soviet communism, visiting Poland? Unfortunately, Lenin never visited Poland, and the "great masters" of the Artist's Union, their minds constricted by socialist realism, can come up with no ideas how to depict Lenin in Poland.

Time is running short, and the Soviet leadership is growing desparate. Finally it is decided to approach Rabinowitz, a dissedent artist. "We know you have voiced many complaints against your country," a visiting KGB delegation tells him. "But if you perform this service for the motherland, we promise you a large apartment and a lot of work."

Rabinowitz agrees to make the painting of Lenin in Poland. Three weeks later, the day before the trip, Brezhnev leads a delegation of Politburo members into a conference room. There stands Rabinowitz in front of a large canvas covered by a drop-cloth. "Let us see the painting," Brezhnev orders.

Rabinowitz removes the drop-cloth, and everybody in the room gasps.. The painting shows a man in bed with a woman.

"Who is that man?" someone shouts at Rabinowitz.

"That's Trotsky."

Another gasp.

"And who is the woman?" another Politburo member yells out.

"Krupskaya, Lenin's wife."

"And where is Lenin?" Brezhnev thunders

"Lenin's in Poland."More Jokes about Vladimir Lenin [01/02/2018 12:01:02]
Vladimir Lenin (father of Russian Revolution) is walking down the street. A guy comes up to him:

- Excuse me, are you Lennon?
- No, I am Lenin
- So, you are Lennon?
- No, i am LENIN
- Lennon?
- FINE. (Sings) ... Yesterday .... More Jokes about Vladimir Lenin [01/02/2018 12:01:02]

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