War cannot be abolished unless classes are abolished.More Vladimir Lenin quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Cause the registration of all firearms on some pretext, with the view of confiscating them and leaving the population defenseless.More Vladimir Lenin quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Every question "runs in a vicious circle" because political life as a whole is an endless chain consisting of an infinite number of links. The whole art of politics lies in finding and taking as firm a grip as we can of the link that is least likely to be struck from our hands, the one that is most important at the given moment, the one that most of all guarantees its possessor the possession of the whole chain.More Vladimir Lenin quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
The Jewish bourgeoisie are our enemies, not as Jews but as bourgeoisie. The Jewish worker is our brother.More Vladimir Lenin quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
He thought he had done a lot of good for the oppressed, so he deserved retirement in Paradise. He knocked on Heaven's door: "Knock, knock!" God shouted from his cosmically gigantic and perfectly spherical office: "Who's there?" "Vladimir Ilyich Lenin." "Okay, okay! The last one in be sure to close the door. It's kind of cold in here..." God studied carefully Lenin's dossier and decided to send him to the most suitable place: Hell.
A short time passed after Lenin's resettlement to Hell. Satan stormed into God's office one day. "Almighty, pray hear my complaint! Hell is no longer functional. Lenin and his party nationalized the boilers, the furnaces... the whole of Hell. Sinners and devils spend time in interminable Party meetings. In whatever time is left, they all gather in a huge choir. Women are always in front, men in the back rows. Everything must be absolutely politically correct. They rehearse The Internationale and other revolutionary songs, every day and every night. The electricity bill alone, Almighty God, will bankrupt You. Right now, Your Law is not observed: Nobody suffers, nobody is tortured. Pray, Almighty God, take Lenin back to Paradise!"
Lenin was sent back to Paradise.
A short time passed after Lenin's transfer to Paradise. Satan stormed into God's office one day. "God Almighty, pray hear my complaint! Hell is no longer functional. The sinners and devils want Lenin back. The sinners and devils together declared a general strike. They threaten to have a Revolution. Pray, God, deport Lenin to Hell!"
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