Vladimir Lenin

Vladimir Lenin

leader of the proletariat
I don't care what becomes of Russia. To hell with it. All this is only the road to a World Revolution.More Vladimir Lenin quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
But I can't listen to music too often. It affects your nerves, makes you want to say stupid, nice things, and stroke the heads of people who could create such beauty while living in this vile hell.More Vladimir Lenin quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
The reflection of nature in man's thought must be understood not lifelessly but in the eternal process of movement, the arising of contradictions and their solution.More Vladimir Lenin quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
You cannot do anything without rousing the masses to action.More Vladimir Lenin quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
One would like to stroke and caress human beings, but one dares not do so, because they bite.More Vladimir Lenin quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
**Marxist-Leninism:** You've probably defended the USSR in an internet argument. Everyone but you is dogmatic and sectarian and can't get over difference in ideology, especially the Anarchists.

**Democratic Socialist:** You're new to socialism, you get offended if you're called a Commie.

**Anarcho-Communism:** You've probably read the Conquest of Bread over five hundred times, you have a copy in every room. One's probably bound in FauxLeather™.

**Noam Chomsky:** You're peak liberal and believe petitions work. Why do you think you're an anarchist? What...what even?

**Trotskyism:** You like Lenin but think MLs are really authoritarian. You've probably made your own successor group to the 4th Internationale. All the leftists make fun of you behind your back. Including you.

**Maoism:** The same as Marxist-Leninism but you're even more of a tankie somehow, you probably at least passively support the DPRK.

**Hoxhaism:** Marxist-Leninism is revisionism, and so is everything else. Hoxha is love, Hoxha is life. Also no one can touch your dialectics, its hidden under seven thousand bunkers.
Georgism:What the fuck? You still exist?

**Social-Democrat:** You think you're a socialist, you're really, really not. You probably jerk it to the Nordic Model and say #FeelTheBern unironically.

**Post Leftist:** No you can't vape in here, get the fuck out of my office.More Jokes about Vladimir Lenin [01/02/2018 12:01:02]
Stalin tells the undead Lenin: "See, comrade Lenin, you doubted that the Soviet people will follow me, but in fact they do!"
To which Lenin replies: "Increase the food rations, or else the Soviet people will follow me".More Jokes about Vladimir Lenin [01/02/2018 12:01:02]

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