Vladimir Lenin

Vladimir Lenin

leader of the proletariat
If we can effectively kill the national pride and patriotism of just one generation, we will have won that country. Therefore, there must be continued propaganda abroad to undermine the loyalty of citizens in general, and teenagers in particular. By making drugs of various kinds readily available, by creating the necessary attitude of chaos, idleness and worthlessness, and by preparing him psychologically and politically, we can succeed.More Vladimir Lenin quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
The Poor Peasants' Committees are necessary to fight the kulaks, the rich, the exploiters, who shackle the working peasants.More Vladimir Lenin quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
The entire trend of development is towards abolition of coercive domination of one part of society over another.More Vladimir Lenin quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
When one makes a Revolution, one cannot mark time; one must always go forward - or go back. He who now talks about the 'freedom of the press' goes backward, and halts our headlong course towards Socialism.More Vladimir Lenin quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Unity is a great thing and a great slogan. But what the workers’ cause needs is the unity of Marxists, not unity between Marxists, and opponents and distorters of Marxism.More Vladimir Lenin quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
**Marxist-Leninism:** You've probably defended the USSR in an internet argument. Everyone but you is dogmatic and sectarian and can't get over difference in ideology, especially the Anarchists.

**Democratic Socialist:** You're new to socialism, you get offended if you're called a Commie.

**Anarcho-Communism:** You've probably read the Conquest of Bread over five hundred times, you have a copy in every room. One's probably bound in FauxLeather™.

**Noam Chomsky:** You're peak liberal and believe petitions work. Why do you think you're an anarchist? What...what even?

**Trotskyism:** You like Lenin but think MLs are really authoritarian. You've probably made your own successor group to the 4th Internationale. All the leftists make fun of you behind your back. Including you.

**Maoism:** The same as Marxist-Leninism but you're even more of a tankie somehow, you probably at least passively support the DPRK.

**Hoxhaism:** Marxist-Leninism is revisionism, and so is everything else. Hoxha is love, Hoxha is life. Also no one can touch your dialectics, its hidden under seven thousand bunkers.
Georgism:What the fuck? You still exist?

**Social-Democrat:** You think you're a socialist, you're really, really not. You probably jerk it to the Nordic Model and say #FeelTheBern unironically.

**Post Leftist:** No you can't vape in here, get the fuck out of my office.More Jokes about Vladimir Lenin [01/02/2018 12:01:02]
During the famine of the civil war, a delegation of starving peasants comes to the Smolny, wishing to file a petition. "We have even started eating the grass like horses," says one peasant. "Soon we will start neighing like horses!" "Come on! Don't worry!" says Lenin reassuringly. "We are drinking tea with honey here, and we are not buzzing like bees, are we?"More News / Politics Jokes about Vladimir Lenin [01/02/2018 12:01:02]

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