Jerome Jerome

Jerome Jerome

was an English writer and humorist, best known for the humorous travelogue Three Men in a Boat.
The weather is like the government, always in the wrong.More Jerome Jerome quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Weather in towns is like a skylark in a counting-house-out of place and in the way.More Jerome Jerome quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
There are various methods by which you may achieve ignominy and shame. By murdering a large and respected family in cold blood and afterward depositing their bodies in the water companies' reservoir, you will gain much unpopularity in the neighborhood of your crime, and even robbing a church will get you cordially disliked, especially by the vicar. But if you desire to drain to the dregs the fullest cup of scorn and hatred that a fellow human creature can pour out for you, let a young mother hear you call dear baby "itMore Jerome Jerome quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for
hours. I love to keep it by me: the idea of getting rid of it
nearly breaks my heart.More Jerome Jerome quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
That the boat did not upset I simply state as a fact. Why it did not upset I am unable to offer any reason. I have often thought about the matter since, but I have never succeeded in arriving at any satisfactory explanation of the phenomenon. Possibly the result may have been brought about by the natural obstinacy of all things in this world. The boat may possibly have come to the conclusion, judging from a cursory view of our behaviour, that we had come out for a morning's suicide, and had thereupon determined to disaMore Jerome Jerome quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]

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