Greg Giraldo

Greg Giraldo

was an American stand-up comedian, television personality, and retired lawyer.
Christine Todd Whitman had to resign as the head of the EPA. You know, when the governor of New Jersey decides the environment is hopeless, you gotta really think that one through.More Greg Giraldo quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
The hardest part, for real, is probably when you just don't feel like going on stage and being funny.More Greg Giraldo quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
If I drive my SUV I'm supporting terrorism. Okay, I'll take a taxi, Is that better?More Greg Giraldo quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
A good joke provides tension, and then, release of that tension. You build the tension by saying things that are controversial. The release is the laugh. The bigger the surprise or insight in your joke, the bigger the laugh.More Greg Giraldo quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Do you know how short you have to be to have a Napoleon complex in North Korea?More Greg Giraldo quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]

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