Mitch Hedberg

Mitch Hedberg

I would not want to be a mobile home repo man. Those would be hard to sneak away - "Knock knock - Hi, would you go cut your grass and look that way for a half an hour?"More Mitch Hedberg quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I had a Velcro wallet in a casino. That sound annoyed the hell out of me. Whenever I lost money, and I opened the wallet, it was like the sound of my addiction.More Mitch Hedberg quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
It's very dangerous to wave to people you don't know because what if they don't have hands? They'll think you're cocky.More Mitch Hedberg quotes [07/09/2011 11:07:59]
Waffles are like pancakes with syrup trapsMore Mitch Hedberg quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I like it when you reach into a vending machine to grab your candy bar, and that flap goes up to block you from reaching up? That's a good invention. Before that, it was hard times for the vending machine owners. "Yeah, what candy bar are you getting?" "That one, and every one on the bottom row!"More Mitch Hedberg quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]

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