Danforth Quayle

Danforth Quayle

People that are really very weird can get into sensitive positions and have a tremendous impact on history.More Danforth Quayle quotes [07/09/2011 05:07:30]
In George Bush you get experience, and with me you get - The Future!More Danforth Quayle quotes [07/09/2011 05:07:58]
Welcome to President Bush, Mrs. Bush, and my fellow astronauts.More Danforth Quayle quotes [07/09/2011 05:07:53]
It's time for the human race to enter the solar system.More Danforth Quayle quotes [07/09/2011 05:07:39]
I couldn't help but be impressed by the magnitude of the earthquake.More Danforth Quayle quotes [07/09/2011 05:07:23]
Former Vice President Quayle, Speaker of the

House
Gingrich, and President Clinton are traveling in a
car
together in Kansas. A tornado comes along and
whirls them up into the
air and tosses them thousands
of yards away. They all fall into a
daze.

When they come to and extract themselves from
the
vehicle, they realize they're in the fabled Land of Oz.

They decide
to go see the famous Wizard of Oz. The
Wizard is known for granting
people their wishes.

Quayle says, "I'm going to ask the Wizard
for a brain."
Gingrich responds, "I'm going to ask the Wizard for
a heart."
Clinton speaks up, "Where's Dorothy?"More Clinton jokes Jokes about Danforth Quayle [01/01/2018 12:01:01]
% cat "food in cans"
cat: can't open food in cans

% nice man woman
No manual entry for woman.

% rm God
rm: God nonexistent

% ar t God
ar: God does not exist]

% ar r God
ar: creating God

% "How would you rate Quayle's incompetence?
Unmatched ".

% [Where is Jimmy Hoffa?
Missing ].

% ^How did the sex change operation go? ^
Modifier failed.

% If I had a ( for every $ the Congress spent, what would I have?
Too many ('s.

% make love
Make: Don't know how to make love. Stop. >

% sleep with me
bad character

% got a light?
No match.

% man: why did you get a divorce? man::
Too many arguments.

% !:say, what is saccharine?
Bad substitute.

% %blow
%blow: No such job.

The following are not csh but sh :

$ PATH=pretending!/usr/ucb/which sense
no sense in pretending!

$ drink bottle: cannot open
opener: not foundMore Tech Jokes about Danforth Quayle [01/02/2018 12:01:02]

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