Mallory Ortberg

Mallory Ortberg

Most of us, however committed we are to our ideals, will find ourselves every now and again reading an attention-grabbing headline from the Daily Mail or some other lowest-common denominator. That's not the same thing as frequenting a site like the white supremacist Stormfront.More Mallory Ortberg quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
You don't need to hide the fact that you're in recovery, but you don't have to share your history of addiction with acquaintances at work, either.More Mallory Ortberg quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
"Not being virulently and overtly racist against black people" and "treating gay people like human beings" are necessary conditions of greatness.More Mallory Ortberg quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
If you get a dog, take care of your dog! You can just not have a dog if you don't feel like taking care of one, it's very easy to not have a dog.More Mallory Ortberg quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
If this is something you'd truly like to work on, not out of a sense of guilt but because you would enjoy occasionally reciprocating, there are a wealth of resources out there for the enthusiastic amateur (you are far from the only would-be blow-jobber whose spirit is willing but gag reflex is weak). You have more options than "no blow jobs, ever" and "regular whole-hog sessions to completion that result in vomiting."More Mallory Ortberg quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]

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