David Letterman

David Letterman

American television host, comedian, writer, producer and actor
According to the Rand McNally Places-Rated Almanac, the best place to
live in America is the city of Pittsburgh. The city of New York came
in twenty-fifth. Here in New York we really don't care too much.
Because we know that we could beat up their city anytime.More David Letterman quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I got a call from my mom today, she says, 'Well, David, I see you didn't get the 'Tonight Show' again,'More David Letterman quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
The creepy stuff was that I have had sex with women who worked for me on this show. Now, my response to that is yes I have. I have had sex with women who worked on this show. Would it be embarrassing if it were made public? Perhaps it would, especially for the women.More David Letterman quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
People are kind of upset with British Petroleum CEO Tony Hayward. Over the weekend, he was out on his yacht. And when President Obama found out that Tony Hayward was on his yacht, he was so angry, he missed a putt.More David Letterman quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
George W. said he doesn't watch television. And, of course, well - the reason for that is the Clintons stole the White House satellite system.More David Letterman quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]

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