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Daphne Reynolds: Hey! What are you doing here?
Ian: You know, just another one of my glamourous jobs.
Daphne Reynolds: Oh. More Sandy Gallin
My father was my main influence. He was a preacher, but he was also a history and political science teacher, and since he was my hero, I wanted to follow in his footsteps and become a teacher. More David Soul
The better I know men the more I admire dogs. More unknown unknown
Use your precious moments to live life fully every single second of every single day. More Wieder Marcia
Yeah, some kids called me fish lips because I had these really full lips. Now I'm sure all those same girls are getting collagen injections, so I'm having the last laugh. More Denise Richards
Jess: Emily is terrific.
Harry Burns: Yeah. But of course when I asked where she was when Kennedy was shot she said, 'Ted Kennedy was shot?'
Jess: No. More Sandy Gallin
You can talk about capitalism and communism and all that sort of thing, but the important thing is the struggle everybody is engaged in to get better living conditions, and they are not interested too much in government. More Bernard M. Baruch
[Ruth is the on phone after seeing a news report about her]
Ruth: You wanna send a message? I ain't no fucking telegram, bitch!
[pause]
Ruth: Nothing's wrong! I'm fine now. You think I'm a fool. You're the fool, cause guess what? This is a war and Diane's a spy. How bout that?
[pause]
Ruth: Now you're catching on!
[pause]
Ruth: Oh yeah! Well you're a cunt! More Movie: Citizen Ruth [1996] Movie: Citizen Ruth [1996]
Sin brought death, and death will disappear with the disappearance of sin. More Mary Baker Eddy
What makes humility so desirable is the marvelous thing it does to us; it creates in us a capacity for the closest possible intimacy with God. More Monica Baldwin
Knowledge about life is one thing; effective occupation of a place in life, with its dynamic currents passing through your being, is another. More William James
Everybody wants to go heaven, but nobody wants to die. More Joe Louis
The way to push things through to a finish effectively must be learned. More William Frederick Book
Every fact is related on one side to sensation, and, on the other, to morals. The game of thought is, on the appearance of one of these two sides, to find the other; given the upper, to find the under side. More Ralph Waldo Emerson
Tex Kennedy: Hey, Benny! You got some sort of plan, buddy?
Benjamin Remington: Don't worry, the plan is in the stars.
Tex Kennedy: Great, last time I took a plan from the stars I got fucked. More Movie: The Beach Party at theThresholdofHell[2005] Movie: The Beach Party at theThresholdofHell[2005]
An infinite God can give all of Himself to each of His children. He does not distribute Himself that each may have a part, but to each one He gives all of Himself as fully as if there were no others. More Aiden Wilson Tozer
Mediocrity is self-inflicted and genius is self-bestowed. More Walter Russell
Lt. Colonel Hal Moore: Pass this along; tell your men to fire three shots at anything that looks suspicious, on my order. More Sandy Gallin
Princess Fiona: You didn't slay the dragon?
Shrek: It's on my 'to do' list. Now come on.
Princess Fiona: But this isn't right. You're meant to charge in, sword drawn, banner flying-that's what all the other knights did.
Shrek: Yeah, right before they burst into flame. More Cartoons; Shrek [2001] Cartoons; Shrek [2001]
Fat Bastard: [moans] This diaper's making my nuts rub together. It's gonna start a fire. More Sandy Gallin

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