Dorothy Parker

Dorothy Parker

American writer
Q: What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone? A: You can't hear an enzyme.More Dorothy Parker quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
If I don't drive around the park, I'm pretty sure to make my mark. If I'm in bed each night by ten, I may get back my looks again. If I abstain from fun and such, I'll probably amount to much; But I shall stay the way I am, Because I do not give a damn.More Dorothy Parker quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I don't mind anything that's written about me, as long as it's not true.More Dorothy Parker quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
People Who Do Things exceed my endurance; God, for a man that solicits insurance!More Dorothy Parker quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
[On being told their loquacious, domineering host was 'outspoken':] By whom?More Dorothy Parker quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]

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