Greg Fitzsimmons

Greg Fitzsimmons

As a single couple, we are no longer able to hang around with married couples 'cause they cannot be in our presence without getting very annoying. It's always like, 'So, when are you guys getting married? Huh? When are you getting married? When are you guys getting married?!' I dunno, you're married - when are you gonna die? You're already married, death will be next. When are you gonna die?More Greg Fitzsimmons quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I feel life is to be lived. You want to spend your time doing things and being with friends and all that.More Greg Fitzsimmons quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
My father told me when I first started that standup is exciting and I should pursue it, but that writing would be the thing that would give me power over my career. I never have to take a road gig or a writing gig I don't want because I always have the ability to play one against the other.More Greg Fitzsimmons quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Somebody stole my identity. Good luck using it without the medications.More Greg Fitzsimmons quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I knew that drinking and doing stand-up was going to make me less of an effective comedian. And I just had a lot invested in wanting to be a really good comedian and so I stopped for that reason.More Greg Fitzsimmons quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]

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