Stan Kelly-Bootle

Stan Kelly-Bootle

Committee, n.: A group of people that, when given the task of deciding whether to start array indices from either 0 or 1, compromises to declare that they are to start from 0.5.More Stan Kelly-Bootle quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
There are three things a man must do before his life is done; Write two lines in APL, And make the buggers run.More Stan Kelly-Bootle quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Should array indices start at 0 or 1? My compromise of 0.5 was rejected without, I thought, proper consideration.More Stan Kelly-Bootle quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Science is to computer science as hydrodynamics is to plumbing.More Stan Kelly-Bootle quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Computer Science: A study akin to numerology and astrology, but lacking the precision of the former and the success of the latter.More Stan Kelly-Bootle quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]

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