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| Prot: Let me tell you something, Mark. You humans, most of you, subscribe to this policy of an eye for an eye, a life for a life, which is known throughout the universe for its... stupidity. (Movie: K-PAX [2001]) | |
| Prot: Even your Buddha and your Christ had quite a different vision. But nobody's paid much attention to them, not even your Buddhists and your Christians. (Movie: K-PAX [2001]) | |
| Prot: Why is a soap bubble round? Because it is the most energy efficient configuration. Similarly, on your planet I look like you; on K-Pax I look like a K-PAXian. (Movie: K-PAX [2001]) | |
| Prot: I will admit the possibility that I am Robert Porter, if you will admit the possibility that I am from K-PAX. Now if you'll excuse me, I have a beam of light to catch. (Movie: K-PAX [2001]) | |
Prot: I had never been to a class BA-3 planet before.
Dr. Mark Powell: Class BA-3?
Prot: Early stage of evolution-future uncertain. (Movie: K-PAX [2001]) | |
| Prot: You seem overly upset, Mark. To borrow a phrase from Navarro, you need to chill. (Movie: K-PAX [2001]) | |
| Prot: [after "talking" to the dog] She says she doesn't like it when you hide her favorite tennis shoe, and she doesn't hear so well on her left side, so don't sneak up on her anymore. (Movie: K-PAX [2001]) | |
| Claudia Villars: [after prot has disappeared] Patients do not escape from this institution. They don't escape. I'm going to have a great time explaining this to the state board. I've got psychotics on the fourth floor packing up their sneakers because they all think they're going off to K-PAX. Find him. (Movie: K-PAX [2001]) | |
| Dr. Mark Powell: Tell me about your boyhood on K-Pax. Where were you born? You were... born right, K-Paxians have babies? (Movie: K-PAX [2001]) | |
Dr. Mark Powell: on the reproductive process of K-paxians: If it's such a pain procedure, then how do you reproduce?
Prot: As carefully as possible. (Movie: K-PAX [2001]) | |
| Prot: I wanna tell you something Mark, something you do not yet know, that we K-PAXians have been around long enough to have discovered. The universe will expand, then it will collapse back on itself, then will expand again. It will repeat this process forever. What you don't you know is that when the universe expands again, everything will be as it is now. Whatever mistakes you make this time around, you will live through on your next pass. Every mistake you make, you will live through again, & again, forever. So my advice to you is to get it right this time around. Because this time is all you have. (Movie: K-PAX [2001]) | |
Dr. Mark Powell: What would you say if I told you I think you're as human as I am?
Prot: I would say you're in need of a thorazine drip, Doctor. (Movie: K-PAX [2001]) | |
Dr. Mark Powell: Do you know why you're here?
Prot: You think I'm crazy.
Dr. Mark Powell: I prefer the term "ill". Do you think you're ill?
Prot: A little homesick, perhaps.
Dr. Mark Powell: And where is home?
Prot: K-PAX.
Dr. Mark Powell: K-PAX?
Prot: It's a planet about 2,000 of your 'light-years' away.
Dr. Mark Powell: I see. (Movie: K-PAX [2001]) | |
| Prot: Doctor. Doctor. Doctor. Doctor. How many doctors are there on this planet? (Movie: K-PAX [2001]) | |
Prot: Don't get me wrong, Mark. You've been very hospitable.
[pause, Prot looks around]
Prot: Hospital. Hospitable.
[Prot smiles] (Movie: K-PAX [2001]) | |
Dr. Mark Powell: What if I were to tell you that according to a man who lived on our planet, named Einstein, that nothing can travel faster than the speed of light?
Prot: I would say that you misread Einstein, Dr. Powell. May I call you Mark? You see Mark, what Einstein actually said was that nothing can accelerate to the speed of light because its mass would become infinite. Einstein said nothing about entities already traveling at the speed of light or faster. (Movie: K-PAX [2001]) | |
Dr. Mark Powell: I'm only familiar with nine planets.
Prot: Actually there are ten. But that doesn't matter, I'm not from your solar system. (Movie: K-PAX [2001]) | |
Howie: You never gave me my third task. What's my third task?
Prot: To stay here, and be prepared for anything. (Movie: K-PAX [2001]) | |
Dr. Mark Powell: Have a seat.
Prot: "Have a seat." What a curious expression. (Movie: K-PAX [2001]) | |
Dr. Chakraborty: It's ultraviolet. As Prot described, it is thanks only for his planet's special lighting. At K-Pax is a lighting quite like our own sunset.
Dr. Mark Powell: Wait a second, I thought we can't sense ultraviolet.
Dr. Chakraborty: We can't. (Movie: K-PAX [2001]) | |
Brian Kessler: You know, I didn't know this about you, I didn't know you were so prejudice.
Carrie Laughlin: Oh please, because when someone takes of their shoe and scratches their foot while I'm eating and you call me prejudice?
Brian Kessler: He can't help the way he was raised. I kinda feel sorry for him.
Carrie Laughlin: You feel sorry for him. That's so sweet. You obviously didn't get a whiff of that sock!
Brian Kessler: Bitch, bitch, bitch! (Movie: Kalifornia [1993]) | |
| Brian Kessler: I'll never know why Early Grayce became a killer. I don' know why any of them did. When I looked into his eyes I felt nothing, nothing. That day I learned any one of us is capable of taking another human life. But I also learned there is a difference between us and them: it's feeling remorse. Dealing with it. Confronting a conscience. Early never did. (Movie: Kalifornia [1993]) | |
| Brian Kessler: I remember once going on a school trip to the top of the Empire State Building. When I looked down at the crowds of people on the street they looked like ants. I pulled out a penny and some of us started talking about what would happen if I dropped it from up there and it landed on someone's head. Of course I never crossed that line and actually dropped the penny. I don't think Early Grayce even knew there was a line to cross. (Movie: Kalifornia [1993]) | |
| Brian Kessler: I'd always wanted to be a writer, but there's a big difference between writing a magazine article and writing a book. I know I wrote a magazine article. Everything I ever wanted to know about serial killers fit nicely on those four pages. The article got me a book deal with a little cash up front, but between the rent and the convertible the advance was gone. I owed a book and I was stuck. What little I knew about seial killers I learned in a university library. The only thing I knew for certain was that people didn't kill each other in libraries. (Movie: Kalifornia [1993]) | |
| Brian Kessler: What the hell did I know about California? For some people it was still a place of hopes and dreams, a chance to start over. The idea was if you could get there everything would be okay, and if it wasn't okay there, well, it probably wasn't going to be okay anywhere. (Movie: Kalifornia [1993]) | |
| Early Grayce: Tell me, big shot, how you gonna write a book about something you know nothing about? (Movie: Kalifornia [1993]) | |
Brian Kessler: How many people have you killed, Early?
Early Grayce: Well, now, how many people have you seen me kill, Bri?
Brian Kessler: None.
Early Grayce: That's how many I killed.
Brian Kessler: If you say so.
Early Grayce: Damn right I do. Shut up! Eat your food. You ain't never killed no one, have you, Bri?
Brian Kessler: No.
Early Grayce: No. Ain't seen nobody killed either, have you?
Brian Kessler: No, I haven't.
Early Grayce: No. Tell me something, big time. How are you going to write a book about something you know nothing about? (Movie: Kalifornia [1993]) | |
| Early Grayce: Some day me and Adele be walking down the road and we'll see your book and we'll buy it and put it on our coffee table. (Movie: Kalifornia [1993]) | |
Adele Corners: Will you tell me more about California?
Early Grayce: Yeah, I guess so. Let's see. One thing, people think faster out there on the account of all that warm weather. Cold weather makes people stupid. That's a fact.
Adele Corners: I guess that explains why there's so many stupid people around here.
Early Grayce: It sure does. You know what else? You never have to buy no fruit on account it's all on the trees everywhere you turn. And they ain't got no speed limits. I hear your first month's rent is free, state law. So I'm thinking till we get settled we'll just move around from month to month. How will that be with you, momma?
Adele Corners: What are we going to do out there, Early?
Early Grayce: By God the first thing we're going to do is get us ! a couple of six-packs of Lucky Lager and we're going to climb up to that famous Hollywood sign. We're going to howl at the moon, goddamn it.
[howls]
Early Grayce: Yeah, just like that.
Adele Corners: I heard once that there ain't nothing on that old moon except some little golf balls the astronauts left behind.
Early Grayce: Nah, that ain't right. That's bullshit. The government be sending people there all the time. Just don't want us to know about it. (Movie: Kalifornia [1993]) | |
| Brian Kessler: When you dream there are no rules. People can fly. Anything can happen. Sometimes there's a moment as you're waking and you become aware of the real world around you, but you are still dreaming. You may think you can fly but you better not try. (Movie: Kalifornia [1993]) | |
| Early Grayce: Reebs. That's what we used to call them when we was kids. It's beer spelled backwards. (Movie: Kalifornia [1993]) | |
| Brian Kessler: Early lived in the moment. He did whatever he wanted whenever he wanted. I don't know if I was fascinated or frightened by him. (Movie: Kalifornia [1993]) | |
| Brian Kessler: Early seemed harmless. Primitive, but harmless. Of course the fact of the matter was he had killed his landlord less than an hour before we met him. He was even wearing the guy's ring. Who knows what he did with the finger? (Movie: Kalifornia [1993]) | |
| Brian Kessler: [narrating] Early seemed harmless. Primitive, but harmless. Of course, the fact of the matter was that he'd killed his landlord less than an hour before we met him. He was even wearing the guy's ring. Who knows what he did with the finger. (Movie: Kalifornia [1993]) | |
| Adele Corners: Early don't eat breakfast. He thinks its a conspiracy put together by the cereal people. (Movie: Kalifornia [1993]) | |
| Brian Kessler: When you first meet people all you notice are the differences between you and them, but as time passes you start noticing the similarities. I guess that's how all friendships begin. (Movie: Kalifornia [1993]) | |
Carrie Laughlin: Oh Brian, you've got to be kidding me. Look at them. They look like Okies.
Adele Corners: Oh Jesus, Early, they look kinda weird.
Carrie Laughlin: They look like they don't have five bucks between them. (Movie: Kalifornia [1993]) | |
| Carrie Laughlin: Oh, God. Please don't let them be as boring as Brian's friends. Anything but that. (Movie: Kalifornia [1993]) | |
[Discussing Early's job at the mirror factory]
Adele Corners: Know what, Brian? One night when we was stayin' up late we was talkin' 'bout how much bad luck he must have comin' from all those mirrors he broke, and I swear we came to 449 years it would take for him to work it all off, and he'd have to - after he died - he's gonna have to keep comin' back to earth over and over and over again.
Carrie Laughlin: Karma.
Adele Corners: What?
Carrie Laughlin: Karma. You know, when you do something bad to someone and fate pays you back by something bad happening to you.
Adele Corners: [blowing a bubble] Is that French? (Movie: Kalifornia [1993]) | |
[Brian is talking about how killer shouldn't get the electric chair]
Brian Kessler: The answer is primitive psychosis. Not the electric chair.
Brian's friend: Yeah, that's great Brian. Unless it's your mother's head they find in the freezer.
Brian Kessler: Yeah, but executing the killer would not bring my mother back now would it?
Carrie Laughlin: Thank God. (Movie: Kalifornia [1993]) | |
Carrie Laughlin: He beats her, you know.
Brian Kessler: How do you know that?
Carrie Laughlin: Because she told me, that's how I know that. (Movie: Kalifornia [1993]) | |
Carrie Laughlin: Did you happen to know that he was in jail?
Brian Kessler: Yeah, for stealing a car.
Carrie Laughlin: Oh, really! Is that what he told you? He told her it was for carrying a gun! Brian, it could be for murder for all we know!
Brian Kessler: Would you stop being so fucking melodramatic! (Movie: Kalifornia [1993]) | |
Early Grayce: What is that?
Adele Corners: That's Lucy. Hey, that's mine.
Early Grayce: Adele, what kind of cuckoo-brain carries a cactus in her purse? Huh?
Adele Corners: I don't know.
Early Grayce: Straighten up.
Adele Corners: Oh Jesus, Early, they look kinda weird.
Early Grayce: Will you just smile and let me do the talking.
Adele Corners: How many times are you going to tell me that?
Early Grayce: As many times it takes, Adele. (Movie: Kalifornia [1993]) | |
Adele Corners: You know, I used to smoke before I met Early. But he broke me of that.
Carrie Laughlin: Broke you?
Adele Corners: Oh. Yeah. Cos Early don't think women should smoke or drink or cuss. So you know what I do? I spell all my cuss words. (Movie: Kalifornia [1993]) | |
Early Grayce: I was reading in your deal there how they never caught that Black Dolly killer.
Brian Kessler: Black Dahlia.
Early Grayce: Yeah.
Brian Kessler: They didn't.
Early Grayce: I was wondering how come. See what I'm getting at? It's like 'Hmm?'.
Brian Kessler: Well, some people think he just stopped killing and disappeared back into society.
Early Grayce: That's fine and dandy, but I wanna know what a smart fella like yourself thinks.
Brian Kessler: I always thought it was the work of a serial killer. You know, anybody who took such time and care bisecting another human being.
Early Grayce: Bisecting?
Brian Kessler: You know, he cut them in two.
Early Grayce: Oh, he hacked them up?
Brian Kessler: In two pieces, yeah. In half. Anybody who did that much have been enjoying it and he would have done it again and again until someone stopped him.
Early Grayce: That's good. That's a good theory, Bri. You wanna hear mine?
Brian Kessler: Sure.
Early Grayce: OK. Ain't you gonna record it?
Brian Kessler: Early Grace's Black Dahlia theory. June 23rd.
Early Grayce: OK. Now, I'm betting his still alive. Real old, living in a trailer park or something, somewheres. But he's alive, see. Now, he's thinking about what he's done, going over it and over it in his head, every night, thinking how smart he is for getting away with it. (Movie: Kalifornia [1993]) | |
Adele Corners: My God, Carrie. If Early ever saw me in a picture like that I'd be black-and-blue for a week.
Carrie Laughlin: You shouldn't let him do that to you.
Adele Corners: You think Early's mean to me? Well, he's not. He may punish me once in a while, but he's not mean. Um, when I was 13 there was these three boys and they raped me in the back of this truck. They hurt me sob bad that I was in the hospital for, like, four months. And I feel safe with Early cos most of the time he treats me really nice. I know that he'd never. He would never let anything like that ever happen to me again. (Movie: Kalifornia [1993]) | |
Early Grayce: How long have you had your woman, bud?
Brian Kessler: Three years.
Early Grayce: Yeah? She's a good one. She's a breeder, you dog.
Brian Kessler: I'll tell her you said she's a breeder. She'll like that. I'll tell her that. (Movie: Kalifornia [1993]) | |
Early Grayce: Only thing my old man ever gave me was this goddamn .45. Japanese but it's pretty good. Go on, shoot it.
Brian Kessler: No, I never did this. I don't know how to do this.
Early Grayce: Yeah, you can do it. Point and shoot the damn thing. No, bud, you're jerking it. You're all like this. You gotta hold it soft, like your pecker. OK? (Movie: Kalifornia [1993]) | |
Early Grayce: What's your name, boy?
Walter Livesy: Walter Livesy.
Early Grayce: Well, I think I gotta kill you, Walter. How you feel about that?
Walter Livesy: Not so good. Are you sure you have to?
Early Grayce: Don't know. Wish I did.
Carrie Laughlin: Early, please be.
Early Grayce: Shut up! Goddammit! I'm trying to have a conversation with Walter! Sorry about that, Walter. Where you from?
Walter Livesy: Vernon, Florida.
Early Grayce: Don't know it. Any hunting?
Walter Livesy: Turkeys sometimes.
Early Grayce: Yeah, turkeys are real smart. Smarter than most people think. Tell you what, Walter. I want you down on your belly. Get on your belly. I want you to stay there a long time after we leave. We got a deal, son?
Walter Livesy: Yeah. Yes, sir. You mind if I hold onto that Bible over there?
Early Grayce: What do you want with a Bible, Walter? Huh? He thinks I'm gonna kill him. Now that would make me a liar, wouldn't it?
Walter Livesy: No.
Early Grayce: No? (Movie: Kalifornia [1993]) | |
Early Grayce: Got them both on the dead run.
Adele Corners: No! No, no, no Early!
Early Grayce: Come on, momma.
[Walks over to Brian who is standing over the wounded cop]
Early Grayce: Tell me that don't hurt. Here.
[Hands Brian a gun while pointing another one at his head]
Brian Kessler: What?
Early Grayce: Gotta put that crippled dog out of his misery. You wanna know about it, you gotta do it, son. Shoot him. Come on, lay it on in there. Come on, mean boy. Come on, mean boy. Do it! Shoot him! Shoot the dog! Time to live, boy. Shoot him. Come on. Go! Go, mean boy.
[Brian drops the gun]
Early Grayce: You faggot.
Brian Kessler: Look at his face! It's not your father. Look at him!
Early Grayce: I know that, you idiot. That's police in a world of hurting. This here's a mercy killing.
[He kills the cop]
Carrie Laughlin: Oh God!
Early Grayce: Let's hit the road. (Movie: Kalifornia [1993]) | |
Early Grayce: You haven't even said thank you.
Adele Corners: Thank you.
Early Grayce: Thank you for what, Adele?
Adele Corners: I don't know, Early.
Early Grayce: Well, Adele, it's for saving your fucking life back there! Goddamn! You were this close, momma, from spending the night in the county morgue.
Carrie Laughlin: He wasn't going to shoot her, you murdering son of a bitch!
Brian Kessler: Stop it, Carrie.
Carrie Laughlin: What are you fucking insane?
Brian Kessler: Shut up!
Carrie Laughlin: He's a monster!
Brian Kessler: Shut up, Carrie! (Movie: Kalifornia [1993]) | |
Early Grayce: Momma? What are you crying for? I'm the one who got hit.
Adele Corners: Cos I decided, Early, I'm not gonna climb up that Hollywood sign with you.
Early Grayce: And why not?
Adele Corners: Cos you're mean, Early.
Early Grayce: No, I'm not.
Adele Corners: You hurt those people, Early. I don't wanna do it with you. I loved you, Early. You just be quiet. You are mean. (Movie: Kalifornia [1993]) | |
Parole Officer: [Early tells his parole officer of his desire to pack up and move] What are you talking about? You know you can't leave the state.
Early Grayce: Just a thought.
Parole Officer: What you CAN do is get a job. Be at this address at 3 o'clock.
Early Grayce: What for?
Parole Officer: [snickering] Janitor's job.
Early Grayce: [sighs, disgusted] Well, I don't wanna be no janitor.
Parole Officer: [turns to Early and shoves his artificial arm into the bottom of his beer bottle, knocking it back against his teeth] I don't give two shits what YOU want. All I'm saying is you better be there or you'll be having dinner with the sheriff.
[erupts into coughing fit]
Parole Officer: You understand me, boy?
Early Grayce: I understand you need to take care of that cough. Put a paper bag over your head and breathe deep. Works every time... peg-armed piece of shit. (Movie: Kalifornia [1993]) | |
Early Grayce: [Early arrives home, sees strange car parked out front] Adele! Where you at?
[enters and sees his parole officer... under his breath]
Early Grayce: Aw, shit.
Parole Officer: She's not here. You know, you're supposed to notify me Early, when you lose your job. I stopped by the mirror factory today... you left quite a mess back there.
Early Grayce: Yeah... well, that wasn't my fault. Besides, it's dangerous, and they treat me like shit.
Parole Officer: [with sarcasm] Aw... nobody ever has treated you right, have they Early? (Movie: Kalifornia [1993]) | |
Louis: The kangaroo got the money!
Charlie: What are you talking about?
Louis: I put the money in the jacket, and the jacket on the kangaroo, and now he's hopping away! (Cartoons; Kangaroo Jack [2003]) | |
[they are running away from the cops]
Louis: They're scaring Waffles!
Charlie: Well, maybe you should have thought about that before taking your dog on a crime spree! (Cartoons; Kangaroo Jack [2003]) | |
Kangaroo Jack: I can sing, I can dance, I can even do impersonations.
[imitating Dr. Evil]
Kangaroo Jack: Throw me a friggin' bone, here! I have a son! I shall call him... Mini Roo! (Cartoons; Kangaroo Jack [2003]) | |
Louis: Sal won't kill you. He's married to your mother.
Charlie: If Sal Maggio thinks I stole his money, he'll kill me in front of my mother and then make her clean it up. (Cartoons; Kangaroo Jack [2003]) | |
Charlie: [Inappropriately touching Jessie's boobs] Louis, they feel so real.
[Charlie chuckles]
Louis: Mm-hmm
[Charlie turns around; Jessie knocks him out with a canteen] (Cartoons; Kangaroo Jack [2003]) | |
Louis: [as a kangaroo] You know what, Sal? You were right about him. Chicken blood!
Sal Maggio: Smell it on his father. Smell it on him. Chicken blood.
Kangaroo Jack: Oy! Chicken blood!
Louis, Sal, & Kangaroo Jack: Chicken blood! Chicken blood! Chicken blood! (Cartoons; Kangaroo Jack [2003]) | |
Charlie: It's you.
Kangaroo Jack: Yeah, it's me. Love the jacket, Charlie. It's hard to get something that fits my shoulders. Nice! How did you know Red was my favorite color?
Charlie: [surprised] You can talk!
Kangaroo Jack: And I can sing.
[sings "Rapper's Delight"]
Charlie: This is great. (Cartoons; Kangaroo Jack [2003]) | |
Kangaroo Jack: [singing from "Rapper's Delight"] /... see I am Jackie Legs and I like to say, "Hello" / To the black to the white...
Charlie: Jackie? Mr. Legs, if you would find your way clear to give me back my money?
Kangaroo Jack: Money? Oh, you mean that money
[a pack of kangaroo are messing around with the money]
Charlie: Stop that. Stop that! Hey! Stop that, please! If Sal finds out...
Sal Maggio: [as a kangaroo] If I find out what, Charlie? That you lost my money?
Charlie: Sal?
Sal Maggio: I've asked you to do something. This is not that! (Cartoons; Kangaroo Jack [2003]) | |
[Sal watched his factory of stolen merchandise become raided by the NYPD on the news]
Sal Maggio: [disappointed] Louis Booker, you degenerate moron. Were these Medieval Times and you, a knight in shining armor, you would have, I have no doubt, slayed the maiden and saved the dragon.
[Waffles, Louis' puppy growls]
Louis: Shh! Waffles!
Charlie: Sal, we can explain...
Sal Maggio: [cuts Charlie off] As for you, Charlie. After the tragic death of your father, I married your mother promising her I would raise you as my own. *You* chose not to take the Maggio name. I did not complain. And when you wanted to go to Beauty School, as boys who lose their fathers early in life often do, I did not snivel at interventions, did I?
Charlie: No, Salvatore, you didn't. In fact...
Sal Maggio: In fact, I happened to bought a beauty parlor so you could sit on you lazy butt all day long. $4.5 million you cost me. Were you anybody else, you be dead by now.
Charlie: Look, Sal, we know that your upset.
Sal Maggio: It's not your fault.
Charlie: What?
Sal Maggio: A lion can raise a mouse, but the mouse is still a mouse. And you, Charlie, are that mouse. Look at this. He takes it. Chicken blood. (Cartoons; Kangaroo Jack [2003]) | |
Jessie: What's going on?
Charlie: We're in a little bit of trouble.
Jessie: A little?
Mr. Smith: I've been following camel tracks all bloody morning, so lets make short work of this. Where's me moolah?
Jessie: For god sakes! All this over $4,000?
[Charlie chuckles nervously]
Jessie: It's more, isn't it? How much more?
Charlie: Forty-six thousand more.
Mr. Smith: And every cent of it is mine. Now there are only two ways we can do this, and one of them's a lot less painful than the other. Whare's the money? (Cartoons; Kangaroo Jack [2003]) | |
Louis: See, what happened was we put the money in the jacket and then the jacket on the...
Mr. Smith: Wrong answer! Your friend told us the yarn about the kangaroo. Mate, I've hope for your sake you were stupid enough to hide that money in them saddle bags.
Charlie: You gotta believe us!
Mr. Smith: [Sticks a knife at Charlie's throat] No, you gotta believe me. If it ain't there, I'm gonna carve you up piece by piece. (Cartoons; Kangaroo Jack [2003]) | |
Jessie: So it's safe to assume your not on vacation.
Louis: No. Charlie's stepfather is a mobster back in New York, and he had us sent out here to deliver a package.
Jessie: Oh! And you got me in the middle of this?
Charlie: I am so sorry, Jessie. I never thought this would happen.
Jessie: And you lied to me. (Cartoons; Kangaroo Jack [2003]) | |
Frankie Lombardo: [Cocks gun; points it at Charlie] This is from Sal Maggio.
Charlie: Frankie! We got the money. We got it back!
[picks up the package]
Charlie: We got it!
Frankie Lombardo: You don't get it, do ya, Charlie? Sal not dissapointed because he cares about the money. He's disappointed because you two aren't dead! What do think he was paying Smith fifty grand for?
Louis: You mean to tell me that traveled halfway across the world to pay for our own execution?
Frankie Lombardo: Yeah. You two were the bag men for your own hit. Pretty clever, eh?
Charlie: Not on our part.
Frankie Lombardo: Say, "Good Night." (Cartoons; Kangaroo Jack [2003]) | |
Charlie: [after kissing Jessie under the waterfall] Okay, I'll admit it. This is the most romantic moment of my entire life.
Louis: [Runs over] AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
[Does a cannonball into the water]
Charlie: And now it's over. (Cartoons; Kangaroo Jack [2003]) | |
Louis: [Louis and Charlie are in an airplane restroom together and find out that the envelope is full of money] Check this out!
Charlie: Hey, you're not supposed to open this.
Louis: Hey, man, that's like fifty grand in there.
Charlie: Oh my god! Something doesn't smell right here. Look at it!
Louis: I know! I'm looking! I've never seen so much green in one little brown package.
Charlie: And now it's in my hands. Aw, it slipped out!
Louis: Ohhh!
Charlie: Here, help me scoop it up.
Louis: Oh, this is one big load.
Charlie: What a mess!
Louis: Just want to roll around in it!
Charlie: Hand me the rest of the pile.
Louis: Can I hold it?
Charlie: No! Dump it in the envelope!
Louis: Maybe we should just flush it.
Charlie: We're not gonna flush it. I'm gonna put it in my pocket, leave this room, and take it to Australia.
Louis: If you're gonna do that, give it here! Let me kiss it for good luck.
Charlie: You're not gonna kiss it. It's bad enough you touched it!
Louis: Charlie, before you put it away, can I at least smell it?
Charlie: Maybe later. (Cartoons; Kangaroo Jack [2003]) | |
Louis: Don't worry, Charlie. We'll get the money back, all right? He can't go far.
Charlie: It's a continent, Louis. He can go *very* far.
Louis: I know it's a continent. I read the book.
Charlie: Did you happen to read the chapter on not putting your jacket on a wild animal?
Louis: No, but I did read the chapter on how an aborigine can kill a white man with a twig. Do you want to see that one? (Cartoons; Kangaroo Jack [2003]) | |
Blue: G'day. The name's Blue.
Charlie: Charlie.
Blue: Heh heh. Nice to meet ya, Chezzar.
Charlie: Charlie.
Blue: That's what I said: Chezzar. (Cartoons; Kangaroo Jack [2003]) | |
Charlie: Uh-oh. Dingos.
Charlie: Hey that one kinda looks like Waffles.
Louis: Yeah if Waffles had a crazed look in her eyes and her face caked in blood. (Cartoons; Kangaroo Jack [2003]) | |
Daniel: You could have killed him, couldn't you?
Mr. Miyagi: Aiy.
Daniel: Well, why didn't you?
Mr. Miyagi: Because Daniel, for man with no forgiveness in heart, life worse punishment than death. (Part II [1986] Movie: The Karate Kid (1466)) | |
[Walking through the Okinawa airport, Daniel and Miyagi find a poster advertising Sato's karate school. The poster shows Sato breaking a log with his bare hands]
Daniel: You think you could break a log like that?
Miyagi: Don't know. Never been attacked by a tree. (Part II [1986] Movie: The Karate Kid (1466)) | |
Daniel: If you and Sato fought, would your father be the referee?
Miyagi: No referee.
Daniel: Then how do you know who wins?
Miyagi: The one who's dead, doesn't. (Part II [1986] Movie: The Karate Kid (1466)) | |
Daniel: Don't those lies bother you?
Miyagi: No.
Daniel: Why not? people might think that they are true.
Miyagi: Lies only become true if person choose to believe.
Daniel: Is that another old Okinawa saying?
Miyagi: No. New Okinawa saying.
Daniel: How new?
Miyagi: Lets see...
[pauses, pretending to think]
Miyagi: About ten seconds. (Part II [1986] Movie: The Karate Kid (1466)) | |
[first lines]
[after Daniel has won his first tournament]
Daniel: Hey Mr. Miyagi, you know I've been thinking.
Mr. Miyagi: About what, Daniel-San?
Daniel: That we should come up with some kind of strategy.
Mr. Miyagi: For what?
Daniel: My future, my whole tournament career.
Mr. Miyagi: Miyagi already have one.
Daniel: Really? What is it?
Mr. Miyagi: Early retirement. (Part II [1986] Movie: The Karate Kid (1466)) | |
[afterDaniel complains about having to spend the summer in Fresno]
Daniel: Hey, what are you building out there?
Mr. Miyagi: Guest room.
Daniel: Are you expecting company?
Mr. Miyagi: Nah, refugee.
Daniel: Refugee? Oh yeah, that's great. From where?
Mr. Miyagi: Fresno. (Part II [1986] Movie: The Karate Kid (1466)) | |
Chozen: Your student disgrace me. I have been dishonored all because of him.
Daniel: Hey, whatever happened, I apologized.
Chozen: Apology will not give me back my honor.
Daniel: Well, neither will this.
Chozen: In their eyes it will. No more talk. You cross bridge or I kill her.
[Daniel starts to cross the bridge]
Mr. Miyagi: Daniel-San, this not tournament. This for real. (Part II [1986] Movie: The Karate Kid (1466)) | |
Daniel: Oh no, not again. I'm not looking for trouble.
Chozen: Maybe trouble looking for you. (Part |
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