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[the French Peas sing a song about their seafood restaurant]
Peas: Steak! Steak! Eat it, eat it! Shrimp! Shrimp! Need it, need it! Steak and shrimp! Steak and shrimp! Need to, need to, eat it, eat it! Aw, aw aw ee aw, aw aw ee aw... (Cartoons; Jonah: A VeggieTales Movie [2002]) | |
Pirate Pa: [about storm, to everyone] The way I see it, someone up there is really upset with someone down here. It could be any one of us! I have my suspicions! But we won't know for sure until we figure it out scientifically. Okay, men,
[shouts]
Pirate Pa: Go fish! (Cartoons; Jonah: A VeggieTales Movie [2002]) | |
[Bob is trying to drive and is irritated by the kids' constant singing]
Bob the Tomato: How about for the next song I drive into the river?
Kids: Yeah!
[singing]
Kids: Drive into the river, Bob! Drive into the river, Bob! (Cartoons; Jonah: A VeggieTales Movie [2002]) | |
Khalil: Now you are sad, my friend. Something about Ninevah makes you sad?
Jonah: Oh, I don't want to talk about it.
Khalil: Oh, you do not have to tell me. Because I already know.
Jonah: You do?
Khalil: Oh, yes. There is a woman in Ninevah, is there not? A beautiful young asparagus? She is waiting for you, but your job is in the way. Her father is the head of an international band of camel thieves. Today you sail out to Tarshish to deliver a message to the camel thieves, but in the process will break the heart of the woman you love!
[pause]
Khalil: Insight runs very deep in my family. (Cartoons; Jonah: A VeggieTales Movie [2002]) | |
Jonah: I'm afraid the only thing left is to be thrown into the sea.
Larry: Oh, you don't have to do that! We've got a plank! You can just walk off!
Jonah: Yes, thank you. You're too kind. (Cartoons; Jonah: A VeggieTales Movie [2002]) | |
Pirate Pa: Normally you'd be entitled to a refund, but under the circumstances, y'know, with you dying and all...
Jonah: No, I don't suppose a refund would do me much good now, would it? (Cartoons; Jonah: A VeggieTales Movie [2002]) | |
City Official, Crazy Jopponian: [after Jonah says he was swallowed by whale] How do we know if he is telling the truth, sire?
King Twistomer: Smell him.
City Official, Crazy Jopponian: Excuse me, sire?
King Twistomer: Smell him.
[official smells Jonah and faints] (Cartoons; Jonah: A VeggieTales Movie [2002]) | |
Jonah: [to Khalil] Well, I did my job. I warned them they would be punished, and now we're going to watch them get wiped off the face of the earth!
[whispers]
Jonah: I picked a safe distance so we won't get singed. (Cartoons; Jonah: A VeggieTales Movie [2002]) | |
Mr. Nezzer: Are you guys still doing that "pirate" thing?
Mr. Lunt: Argh! Watch your tongue, matey! Or we'll... what'll we do?
Larry: Nothing. We're the Pirates Who Don't Do Anything.
Mr. Lunt: Oh. Argh! You got off easy today! (Cartoons; Jonah: A VeggieTales Movie [2002]) | |
[during the closing credits song, Larry threatens to leave early]
Larry: I'm gonna go home and take a nap!
Pa Grape: Come on, we have contractual obligations to finish the song.
Mr. Lunt: They paid for a full 79 minutes of entertainment, pal! Get back in the booth!
Larry: Wake me up for the prequel!
[Larry leaves]
Pa Grape: Oh, come on! We were just starting to have fun!
[laughs]
Pa Grape: Oh man, I need a tums.
[Pa leaves]
Mr. Lunt: What? What, are we done? You mean that's it? Zim-bom-a-loo-bop-a-lop-bam-bing?... Hey, hey, ho ho ho, Hey hey, ho ho ho, hey hey... If you need me, I'll be on the porch. (Cartoons; Jonah: A VeggieTales Movie [2002]) | |
[one of the outtakes, as Dad dodges obstacles while driving]
Dad: Tree!... Cabin!... Larry-Boy!
[the van suddenly runs into a clothes line on which Larry-Boy is hanging]
Larry: Hi, guys! What's up? (Cartoons; Jonah: A VeggieTales Movie [2002]) | |
| Pirate Pa, Larry, Mr. Lunt: ["The Credits Song"] This is the song that runs under the credits. These are the credits, so this is where it goes. Has nothing to do with the movie so we'll say "Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!...” (Cartoons; Jonah: A VeggieTales Movie [2002]) | |
[outtake; Jonah is trying to sleep but is interrupted by the Self Help Tape]
Self-Help Tape Voice: You are so vain. I bet you think this movie's about you. Don't you. Don't you.
Jonah: Ah, good one, boys... (Cartoons; Jonah: A VeggieTales Movie [2002]) | |
[outtake]
Self-Help Tape Voice: Knock knock.
Jonah: Uh... who's there?
Self-Help Tape Voice: Big goofy asparagus in a turban.
Jonah: Big goofy asparagus in a turban wh... oh, ha ha ha, very funny! (Cartoons; Jonah: A VeggieTales Movie [2002]) | |
| Suyuan: That bad crab, only you tried to take it. Everybody else want best quality. You, your thinking different. Waverly took best-quality crab. You took worst, because you have best-quality heart. You have style no one can teach. Must be born this way. (Movie: The Joy Luck Club [1993]) | |
Ted: I always knew you were a jerk, but, shit, this is the first time in my life I've been ashamed of you.
Mrs. Jordan: How dare you use that language. I think you'd better apologize right now.
Ted: I'm sorry Mom, you made a fucking asshole out of yourself in front of the woman I love! (Movie: The Joy Luck Club [1993]) | |
Ying Ying: Do you know what you want? I mean, from him?
Lena: Respect. Tenderness.
Ying Ying: Then tell him now. And leave this lopsided house. Do not come back until he give you those things, with both hands open. (Movie: The Joy Luck Club [1993]) | |
Old Chong: How many sharps? How many flats? What key are we in?
Jing-Mei 'June' Woo: Z major.
Old Chong: What?
Jing-Mei 'June' Woo: Z major!
Old Chong: Good. (Movie: The Joy Luck Club [1993]) | |
Rich: So, how'd your mom react when you told her about the wedding?
Waverly Jong: It never came up.
Rich: How come?
Waverly Jong: She'd rather get rectal cancer. (Movie: The Joy Luck Club [1993]) | |
June (Age 9): You want me to be someone I'm not. I'll never be the kind of daughter that you want me to be.
Suyuan: Only two kinds of daughter: obedient or follow-own-mind. Only one kind of daughter could live in this house: obedient kind.
June (Age 9): Then I wish I wasn't your daughter. I wish you weren't my mom.
Suyuan: Too late to change this. (Movie: The Joy Luck Club [1993]) | |
[Before seeing her husband for the first time]
Lindo (age 15): I have prayed to the gods many days for you, so that you were not too ugly or too old. (She sees her husband and realizes he is a boy.) I must have prayed too hard. (Movie: The Joy Luck Club [1993]) | |
| Huang Tai Tai: Where are my grandsons, huh? My son says he's planted enough seeds in you to fill a basket, plenty for ten thousand grandsons! It's all your fault, always running around, letting my son's seeds spill out. From now on you lie in bed all day. Lie down! Lie down! Until my grandson comes! Do you hear me? Disgusting little thing! (Movie: The Joy Luck Club [1993]) | |
Lindo Jong: I told them the matchmaker had made the wrong match on purpose, just for money.
Huang Tai Tai: Matchmaker, how could you? How could you?
Matchmaker: Well, mistakes happen in heaven. (Movie: The Joy Luck Club [1993]) | |
| Waverly Jong: Even at that age, I knew I had an amazing gift: this power, this belief in myself, to be better than anyone else. If someone was bigger than me, older than me, it didn't matter. And if they were mean, I could make 'em sorry. (Movie: The Joy Luck Club [1993]) | |
Waverly (Age 6-9): I've decided to play chess again.
Lindo Jong: You think it is so easy. One day quit, next day play. Everything for you is this way: so smart, so easy, so fast. Not so easy anymore.
Waverly Jong: What she said, it was like a curse. This power I had, this belief in myself, I could actually feel it draining away. I could feel myself becoming ordinary. All the secrets I once saw, I couldn't see them anymore. All I could see was, were my mistakes, my weaknesses. The best part of me just disappeared. But I can't put it all on my mother. I did it to myself. I never played chess again. (Movie: The Joy Luck Club [1993]) | |
Waverly Jong: As is the Chinese cook's custom, my mother always insults her own cooking, but only with the dishes she serves with special pride.
Lindo Jong: This dish not salty enough. No flavor. It's too bad to eat, but please.
Waverly Jong: That was our cue to eat some and proclaim it the best she'd ever made. (Movie: The Joy Luck Club [1993]) | |
Lindo Jong: I could see her face looking at me but not seeing me. She was ashamed, so ashamed to be my daughter.
Waverly Jong: Mom, what's wrong?
Lindo Jong: Nothing, nothing. Only thinking, thinking about my mother, how much I wanted to be like her. (Movie: The Joy Luck Club [1993]) | |
Waverly Jong: Mom, why don't you like Rich?
Lindo Jong: Is Rich you afraid I not like? If I don't like your Rich, I act polite, say nothing, let him have big cancer, let my daughter be a widow. I like Rich, of course I do. To allow him to marry such a daughter!
Waverly Jong: You don't know, you don't know the power you have over me. One word from you, one look, and I'm four years old again, crying myself to sleep, because nothing I do can ever, ever please you. (Movie: The Joy Luck Club [1993]) | |
| Ying Ying: All around this house I see the signs. My daughter looks but she does not see. This is a house that will break into pieces. It's not too late. All my pains, my regrets, I will gather them together. My daughter will hear me calling, even though I've said no words. She will climb the stairs to find me. She will be scared because at first her eyes will see nothing. She will feel in her heart this place where she hides her fears. She will know I am waiting like a tiger in the trees, now ready to leap out and cut her spirit loose. (Movie: The Joy Luck Club [1993]) | |
| An-Mei: It was an old tradition. Only the most dutiful of daughters would put her own flesh in a soup to save her mother's life. My mother did this with her whole heart even though my grandmother had disowned her. This is how a daughter honors her mother. The pain of the flesh is nothing. The pain you must forget. This is the most important sacrifice a daughter can make for her mother. (Movie: The Joy Luck Club [1993]) | |
| An-Mei: I tell you the story because I was raised the Chinese way. I was taught to desire nothing, to swallow other people's misery, and to eat my own bitterness. And even though I taught my daughter the opposite, still she came out the same way. Maybe it is because she was born to me and she was born a girl, and I was born to my mother and I was born a girl, all of us like stairs, one step after another, going up, going down, but always going the same way. No, this cannot be, this not knowing what you're worth, this not begin with you. My mother not know her worth until too late - too late for her, but not for me. Now we will see if not too late for you, hmm? (Movie: The Joy Luck Club [1993]) | |
| Rose: You're not taking my house, you're not taking my daughter, you're not taking any part of me, because you don't know who I am. I died sixty years ago. I ate opium and I died for my daughter's sake. Now get out of my house! (Movie: The Joy Luck Club [1993]) | |
Jing-Mei 'June' Woo: I'm just sorry that you got stuck with such a loser, that I've always been so disappointing.
Suyuan: What you mean disappoint? Piano?
Jing-Mei 'June' Woo: Everything: my grades, my job, not getting married, everything you expected of me.
Suyuan: Not expect anything! Never expect! Only hope! Only hoping best for you. That's not wrong, to hope.
Jing-Mei 'June' Woo: No? Well, it hurts, because every time you hoped for something I couldn't deliver, it hurt. It hurt me, Mommy. And no matter what you hope for, I'll never be more than what I am. And you never see that, what I really am. (Movie: The Joy Luck Club [1993]) | |
| June's Father: You know, ever since Mommy died, it's like a mystery where everything is. She hides everything, jewelry, even fake stuff. For three years she tried to tell me where she hides everything in case she died. I guess I wasn't listening. (Movie: The Joy Luck Club [1993]) | |
| June's Father: She thought: better not die next to my babies. Nobody saves babies with such bad luck. Who wants two babies with ghost mother following them? Very bad luck, very. (Movie: The Joy Luck Club [1993]) | |
| Jing-Mei 'June' Woo: [opening naration] The old woman remembered a swan she had bought many years ago in Shanghai for a foolish sum. "This bird", boasted the market vendor, "was once a duck that stretched its neck in hopes of becoming a goose. And now look, it is too beautiful to eat!" Then the woman and the swan sailed across an ocean many thousands of lei wide, stretching their necks toward America. On her journey, she cooed to the swan, "In America, I will have a daughter just like me. But over there, nobody will say her worth is measured by the loudness of her husbands belch. Over there, nobody will look down on her because I will make her speak only perfect American English. And over there, she will always be too full to swallow any sorrow. She will know my meaning because I will give her this swan, a creature that became more than what was hoped for." But when she arrived in the new country the immigration officials pulled the swan away from her, leaving the woman fluttering her arms and with only one swan feather for a memory. For a long time now, the women had wanted to give her daughter the single swan feather and tell her; "This feather may look worthless, but it comes from afar and carries with it all my good intentions." (Movie: The Joy Luck Club [1993]) | |
| Rose: The beautiful part was, he never had to ask for any of this. In fact, he never even knew. I told myself that was the selfless way, the loving way, instead of the chickenshit way. (Movie: The Joy Luck Club [1993]) | |
Judge Dredd: I am the law! Put down your weapons and prepare to be judged.
Block Warlord: Judge this!
[the gang shoots at Dredd]
Judge Dredd: I knew they'd do that. (Movie: Judge Dredd [1995]) | |
[on the flight to Aspen]
Herman Ferguson: Dredd? What are you doing here?
Judge Dredd: I was convicted of a crime. Wrongly.
Herman Ferguson: [laughs] That's kinda weird! What are the odds? Two wrongly convicted guys sitting right next to each other.?
Judge Dredd: You received the sentence the law required.
Herman Ferguson: Five years? Just for saving my own ass? That was a mistake!
Judge Dredd: The law doesn't... make mistakes.
Herman Ferguson: Really? Then how do you explain what happened to you? You can't, can you? Great. Mr. "I am the law" can't. So maybe this is some kind of typo. Maybe it's a glitch. Or maybe it's *poetic justice*. (Movie: Judge Dredd [1995]) | |
Rico: You want chaos? *I'm* the chaos. You want fear? *I'm* the fear. You want a new beginning?
[shouts]
Rico: *I'm* the new beginning! (Movie: Judge Dredd [1995]) | |
Warden Miller: [after giving Rico a package, which has is Badge and a picture of Hammond in it] So, Rico, what is the meaning of life?
Rico: [the package turns into a gun and aims it at the Warden's throat] It ends.
[Shoots the Warden in the throat] (Movie: Judge Dredd [1995]) | |
Herman Ferguson: [Dredd trips over Fergie, who is fleeing the block war at Heavenly Haven, and is now judging him] 5 years? But I had to! They were killing each other in there!
Judge Dredd: You could have gone out the window.
Herman Ferguson: We're 40 floors up! That would have been suicide!
Judge Dredd: Maybe, but it's legal. (Movie: Judge Dredd [1995]) | |
Judge Dredd: Hershey, what are you doing here?
Judge Hershey: Waiting for backup.
Judge Dredd: It's here. (Movie: Judge Dredd [1995]) | |
Chief Justice Fargo: The blind lady.
Judge Dredd: Who is she, sir?
Chief Justice Fargo: Justice before your time. We should never have taken justice out of her hands.
Judge Dredd: You put order to chaos, sir.
Chief Justice Fargo: Yes, we solved many problems, but created many more. (Movie: Judge Dredd [1995]) | |
ABC warrior: Status?
Rico: Bodyguard.
ABC warrior: Commander?
Rico: Rico.
ABC warrior: Mission?
Rico: We're going to war.
ABC warrior: [eagerly] Warrr... (Movie: Judge Dredd [1995]) | |
Herman Ferguson: Dredd, do something!
Pa Angel: Dredd?
Judge Dredd: [to Ferguson] You talk too much. (Movie: Judge Dredd [1995]) | |
| Pa Angel: This here is Mean. We had to make some alterations when he was a child. Well, the Cursed Earth's a tough place on young folks. (Movie: Judge Dredd [1995]) | |
| Judge Dredd: The legendary Angel family. Cursed Earth pirates, murderers, scavengers, and of course scumbags! (Movie: Judge Dredd [1995]) | |
| Judge Dredd: [to Mean Machine, mentioning his artificial right forearm with included blade] Does that come with a fork, handsome? (Movie: Judge Dredd [1995]) | |
Herman Ferguson: I'm free, you're toast!
Judge Dredd: Actually, you're toast. I forgot to mention it: your new friends, they're cannibals. (Movie: Judge Dredd [1995]) | |
Judge Dredd: There's a maniac loose in the city!
Herman Ferguson: What a coincidence - there's one out here too! (Movie: Judge Dredd [1995]) | |
Judge Dredd: [sentencing the Block Warlord] Mega City Municiple Code, 213: Willfull destruction of property, that's two years. Code 310: Illegal possession of assault weapons, five years. Code 457: Resisting arrest, TWENTY years! And code 3613: The first degree murder of a street judge...
Block Warlord: Let me guess: Life.
[he goes for his gun, but Dredd shoots him first]
Judge Dredd: Death. Court's adjourned. (Movie: Judge Dredd [1995]) | |
Judge Dredd: [explaining how they're going to get back into Mega-City] Two other convicts figured out that the city heating vent gushes solid flame every 30 seconds. They realized, if they timed it right, they could run down the pipeline to an opening inside the city.
Herman Ferguson: So, these two other guys, they made it, right?
Judge Dredd: Actually, they were roasted. But the theory's a sound one. (Movie: Judge Dredd [1995]) | |
| Judge Dredd: [lecturing a room full of rookie Judges] The Judge's standard-issue body armor. Yours, when you graduate. The Lawgiver: a Judge's standard-issue sidearm. Yours, *if* you graduate. The Lawmaster: a Judge's standard-issue personal transport. Yours... if you can ever get it to work. (Movie: Judge Dredd [1995]) | |
Herman Ferguson: [shouts] Hooray! I'm alive! I'm alive! Yahoo!
[sees Dredd]
Herman Ferguson: Oh, great, you're still alive too. (Movie: Judge Dredd [1995]) | |
| Rico: The innocent only exist until they inevitably become perpatrators. Guilt or innocence is a matter of timing. (Movie: Judge Dredd [1995]) | |
Judge Dredd: Shoot 'em!
Herman Ferguson: I've never fired a gun in my life!
Judge Dredd: You haven't? What the hell kind of criminal are you?
Herman Ferguson: A NICE criminal!
[he takes aim and pulls the trigger, but nothing happens]
Herman Ferguson: It doesn't work!
Judge Dredd: You gotta cock it first, moron! (Movie: Judge Dredd [1995]) | |
| Chief Justice Fargo: My fellow judges, I was barely in my teens when I put on this badge. When it is time for me to take it off, please let me do so, knowing that it still stands for freedom. Not oppression. (Movie: Judge Dredd [1995]) | |
Judge Dredd: Mega City municipal code 542: illegal use of city electricity.
[rubs a hot wire on Mean Machine's arm]
Judge Dredd: How do you plead?
[Mean Machine growls]
Judge Dredd: I knew you said that!
[uses the wire to electrocute Mean Machine] (Movie: Judge Dredd [1995]) | |
Judge Esposito: As a result of pre-meditated murder, this tribunal has found Joseph Dredd guilty, as charged.
Chief Justice Fargo: Joseph Dredd. This council can only provide one punishment for your crime: death. However, this last order will be carried out by a retiring senior judge. Therefore,
[stands up]
Chief Justice Fargo: ...I step down. I would like the council to honor my last order. Be lenient with Judge Dredd for his great and long service.
Judge Griffin: We shall honor this one, Judge Fargo.
[Fargo Leaves]
Judge Griffin: Judge Dredd, step forward.
[Dredd steps forward]
Judge Griffin: Your sentence should be... life imprisonment, at Aspen penal colony, that is to be carried out immediately.
[Holds out the Book of Law]
Judge Griffin: As it is written.
Judge Hershey: Judge Griffin, this trial has been a farce. I demand an appeal.
Judge Griffin: [interrupting] You will accept the court's decision, Judge Hershey.
[robot officers appear and take Dredd away]
Judge Griffin: Let the betrayal of the law be taken form our courts. May his armor be taken from him.
[the robo guards start ripping dredd's uniform and badge off of him]
Judge Griffin: And all of his glob of justice. Let him be strickened from our hearts and our memories, forever.
[the robo officers cuff Dredd] (Movie: Judge Dredd [1995]) | |
Rico: Why did you judge me?
[Dredd stares at him]
Rico: Why did you judge me?
Judge Dredd: You killed innocent people.
Rico: A means to an end.
Judge Dredd: [raising his voice] You started a mathodox.
Rico: I began a revolution.
Judge Dredd: [shouting] You betrayed the law!
Rico: Nooo!
[talking about the cloning project]
Rico: I betrayed this. Your council's experiment which failed. In you. I was your blood, your brother, your friend. Who betrayed who? When are you gonna stop living like a goddamn slave and grow up? That's your birthright, that's your family. I'm your family, I'm the only family you'll ever have. Now choose!
Judge Dredd: [walks up to Rico] The best thing you can do is kill me.
Rico: [whispering in disbelief] Why?
Judge Dredd: Because its your only chance, brother. (Movie: Judge Dredd [1995]) | |
[approaching the Megacity's wall]
Herman Ferguson: How are we supposed to get in? They're not just gonna let us walk up, ring the doorbell and say, "Hello! Cursed Earth Pizza!" (Movie: Judge Dredd [1995]) | |
[first lines]
Narrator: It is the third millenium. The world has changed. Climate, Nations, all were in upheaval. the Earth transformed into a poisonous, scorched dessert, known as "The Cursed Earth". The world's population has crowded into a few Megacities, where it created a voilence so powerful, the justice system could not control. Law as we knew it, colapsed. From the decay, rose a new order, a new style of justice enforcers. They were the police, jury and executioner all in one. They were, The Judges. (Movie: Judge Dredd [1995]) | |
| Alan Parrish: [warning Judy and Peter about how much more complicated the Jumanji game is than they thought it to be] You think that misquitos, monkeys, and lions are bad? That is just the beginning. I've seen things you've only seen in your nightmares. Things you can't even imagine. Things you can't even see. There are things that hunt you in the night. Then something screams. Then you hear them eating, and you hope to God that you're not dessert. Afraid? You don't even know what afraid is. You would not last five minutes without me. (Movie: Jumanji [1995]) | |
Judy Shepherd: What happened to you? You shave with a piece of glass?
Alan Parrish: What happened to you? The Clampett's have a yard sale? (Movie: Jumanji [1995]) | |
| Young Sarah: At night they fly, you better run. These winged things are not much fun. (Movie: Jumanji [1995]) | |
Sarah Whittle: Alan, you wrestled an alligator for me.
Alan Parrish: It was a crocodile. Alligators don't have that little fringe on their hind leg.
Sarah Whittle: My mistake. (Movie: Jumanji [1995]) | |
Judy Shepherd: A law of the jungle has been broken - it will set back more than your token."
Sarah Whittle: You tried to cheat?
Peter Shepherd: No. I tried to drop the dice so they would land on twelve.
Sarah Whittle: Oh, well, honey, that would be cheating. (Movie: Jumanji [1995]) | |
| Peter Shepherd: Need a hand? Well, you just wait. We'll help you out. We each have eight. (Movie: Jumanji [1995]) | |
| Judy Shepherd: There is a lesson you will learn, sometimes you must go back a turn. (Movie: Jumanji [1995]) | |
| Alan Parrish: Beware of the ground for which you stand, the floor is quicker than the sand. (Movie: Jumanji [1995]) | |
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